03/02/2024
Today the new Duck Donuts announced the first in line for their grand opening, tomorrow, would get free donuts for a year. They brought out Berks Counties finest. This guy right here is the very definition of resilience. Arriving the day before and establishing dominance at the front door, there is no stopping this man. We know this guy, he’s one of us, our neighbor, our friend, our brother. A true Berks Countian through and through. He’s the guy who goes up to the Chinese buffet for a 3rd time and the waitress has already brought the check. He’s not slowing down and he sure as hell ain’t stopping. He’s getting another round at that buffet, maybe two, and for certain an illegal box to go. He shows up to wing night at lunch time and stays till close. He comes to burger & beer night and orders for 3 but all the meals are for himself. He goes to the fairgrounds market 10 minutes before close on Saturday and is negotiating for everything everyone’s got left. Pure resilience.
Tonight he demonstrates dominance. It’s midnight and sure he has a tent and warmth but he’s elected to sit outside in frigid temps with some rain and sleet and give everyone who drives by the big thumbs up. A display of serious masculinity. He’s letting every Berks Countian know, he ain’t going no where. He thrives in these conditions. The tent is all a show, he won’t spend a minute in it. It’s there to tell people it’s a last resort but he’s only got 7 hours to go. Nothing is stopping this man. He can taste the warm donuts. He will be there for 3 meals and 5 snacks tomorrow, Sunday, all next week and for the next 52 weeks. With a smile on his face and 2 thumbs up. It’s game time and he’s in it to win it. There is no stopping this man, and good luck containing him. No one gets through that door except the owner at 7am and he better have this guys donuts hot and ready, he deserves it. It’s not good luck tonight, it’s congrats on your victory.