03/02/2024
Today the new Duck Donuts announced the first in line for their grand opening, tomorrow, would get free donuts for a year. They brought out Berks Counties finest. This guy right here is the very definition of resilience. Arriving the day before and establishing dominance at the front door, there is no stopping this man. We know this guy, heās one of us, our neighbor, our friend, our brother. A true Berks Countian through and through. Heās the guy who goes up to the Chinese buffet for a 3rd time and the waitress has already brought the check. Heās not slowing down and he sure as hell aināt stopping. Heās getting another round at that buffet, maybe two, and for certain an illegal box to go. He shows up to wing night at lunch time and stays till close. He comes to burger & beer night and orders for 3 but all the meals are for himself. He goes to the fairgrounds market 10 minutes before close on Saturday and is negotiating for everything everyoneās got left. Pure resilience.
Tonight he demonstrates dominance. Itās midnight and sure he has a tent and warmth but heās elected to sit outside in frigid temps with some rain and sleet and give everyone who drives by the big thumbs up. A display of serious masculinity. Heās letting every Berks Countian know, he aināt going no where. He thrives in these conditions. The tent is all a show, he wonāt spend a minute in it. Itās there to tell people itās a last resort but heās only got 7 hours to go. Nothing is stopping this man. He can taste the warm donuts. He will be there for 3 meals and 5 snacks tomorrow, Sunday, all next week and for the next 52 weeks. With a smile on his face and 2 thumbs up. Itās game time and heās in it to win it. There is no stopping this man, and good luck containing him. No one gets through that door except the owner at 7am and he better have this guys donuts hot and ready, he deserves it. Itās not good luck tonight, itās congrats on your victory.