05/29/2026
We love Todd, but Todd does not love sharing. He took one look at adopters other two dogs, analyzed the household dynamic, and decided he is strictly a solo artist.
After several backyard duels, Todd has made it clear that this town isn't big enough for the three of us, so he is officially looking to purchase his own private kingdom.
Think of this as a brutally honest Yelp review for a highly rated but slightly defective product.
On the bright side, Todd is completely neutered, fully vaccinated, and ready to rock. He is incredibly beautiful with a majestic fluffy coat, possesses elite cuddling capabilities, and is generally great with kids and tiny humans. If you want a dog who will give you one hundred percent of his loyalty and affection, Todd is your guy.
However, the user manual has some very strict warnings. First, Todd suffers from severe Main Character Syndrome and has an absolute zero-tolerance policy for other dogs. If another canine enters his airspace, Todd immediately chooses violence. He also does not speak feline and refuses to learn, meaning cats are a hard pass.
The attached photos offer a perfect visual representation of his duality. In the photo on the left, he is a majestic, joyful angel who loves life and car rides. In the photo on the right, he is flashing the exact face of pure, spicy judgment he makes the moment he remembers other animals exist on the planet.
Ultimately, Todd needs a family with plenty of time to devote to his ego, a structured routine, and a completely pet-free home fortress. If you are ready to submit to Todd's absolute rule and want a loyal sidekick, send us a direct message for more information.