08/16/2026
POST 8 PLANE WASH TODAY -- WITH 200% MORE DUCKS....and one supervisory toad. (Ed: what?!?)
Post 8 welcomed several potential Aviation Explorers today, and apparently we believe the best way to introduce teenagers to our group is to immediately hand them cleaning supplies and point toward an airplane.
Thanks to Top Aviation Services, our Explorers had the opportunity to wash this gorgeous N3N-3 Naval Trainer. The N3N is one of the famous yellow biplanes used to train U.S. Navy Aviators during WWII, earning the cheerful nickname "Yellow Peril."
Our Scout Leader (pictured below in front of the plane) explained that washing an old fabric-covered biplane is NOT the same as washing the aluminum airplanes we encounter weekly. I took notes of what was (mostly) said:
This thing has wings. And it also has more wings.
Then struts. Something, and something more about when oil stops leaking out of it, it means it needs more oil to keep it running. I couldn't type fast enough.
Then wires. Areas where our safety officer says, "Don't spray THAT!" Only use Dawn, the soap we clean oil-covered ducks with. (more on that poultry-related topic below).
And then we discover there is somehow yet ANOTHER wing to gently wash while climbing scaffolding brought in for this special job.
I heard one scout explain how the fabric surfaces, rigging, and approximately 4,723 places specifically designed to hide oil.
Even a local toad wandered onto our ramp to supervise.
Allegedly, the toad contributed absolutely nothing to the plane wash, offered no constructive criticism, and has so far refused to pay his $6 toward adopting a Sertoma duck. Naturally, the adult Post 8 Advisors immediately chanted "ONE OF US, ONE OF US!" and welcomed it into the leadership ranks. The toad's qualifications were impeccable: watched teenagers work, offered no assistance, and somehow looked important doing it.
Which brings us, through a natural and my not-at-all-forced creative segue to...
*** The Sertoma Great Topeka Duck Race! ***🦆
Post 8's Flying Duck Squadron has currently found homes for 61 virtual ducks.
Scout Leader Ivan responded to this number in the calm and measured manner you would expect from a professional: He has gone completely quackers because YOU haven't!
For about $6, you can adopt a virtual duck in the Sertoma Great Topeka Duck Race, support local charities and youth programs, and help Post 8! Half of the proceeds from ducks adopted through our team come back to Post 8 (the other half to local charities).
Your duck also gets a chance at impressive prizes, including a 2022 Ford Bronco, which we've heard is an "automobile" and therefore does not have wings, unfortunately. I'm sure it has trade-in value toward something that does, so there's that.
The race is September 26, and duck adoptions close at 10:00 AM.
Our team is: FLYING DUCK SQUADRON 8
You'll find the link to our Duck Race team right on the Post 8 home page (post8.org).
If you enjoy these pictures of our Explorers learning to care for a piece of Naval Aviation history, consider throwing six bucks toward a duck.
The airplane is clean. The Explorers survived the heat. Ivan needs more ducks. And that toad is still freeloading with plans to nominate itself to the non-profit board of advisors.
Please adopt a duck and help us get Ivan off the ramp before he starts attaching his tiny orange hat windsocks to the ducks.