07/24/2026
In case anyone receives this door hanger please see post!
Good Friday afternoon, my super-good friends!
It is a great day.
Like, a super great day.
Like a “the Solid Waste Social Media Team took the day off” type of great day!
Just popping in to check on y’all, make sure you get your weekly dose of Life-Sustaining Advice, and try to keep you out of the funny pages.
We’re going to keep this short so we can get back to catching some rays and working on the tan.
So, apparently, at least one of our fine customers received a hangtag on their door announcing a new recycling program. Naturally, the nice customer contacted the appropriate agencies, and the whole thing eventually landed in our lap.
I say nay, nay.
This is a prank.
Please disregard anything like this unless you read about it here first. Yeah, man, ain’t nobody digging through your garbage looking for moldy cheese. Ugh.
So again, if someone’s unsupervised little tax deduction places one of these on your door, simply toss it into your recycling wheelie bin.
Anywhoz, it’s Friday, and y’all have been behaving yourselves, so we’ll make this brief.
It’s time for your Complimentary Weekend Safety Brief!
The 3Ds:
👉Don’t drink and drive.
👉Don’t do stupid.
👉Don’t be flying down the dang road when it’s raining like a water hose on a flat rock cuz you know these roads don’t shed water worth a lick, and the next thing you know, you’ll be hydroplaning because your tires, manufactured by MayPop, LLC, have a metric half-ounce of tread life remaining and then those tires will start skipping across the road like flat rocks, and your ’04 Altima with the two missing hubcaps is going to earn itself another beauty mark. Yes, I’m looking at you, Mr. Jackson County Plate Silver Sedan. Slow down.
(Dang it. Look at me over here being Safety Karen.)
Have a great weekend!
Stay safe!
Make good decisions!
Be slightly above average!
Just take one of the offered detours!
PS - I see ya. Keep going.
PPS - If I see something like Jimothy racoon around here, I’m out.
PPPS - Big election coming up. We’ll discuss that more next week!
PPPPS - Love ya, Byeee!
