Texas County Jamboree - Hambriston 2023

07/19/2023

Hambriston welcomes Jason Aldean.

07/04/2023

We've got an America-sized announcement coming up tonight for all of you Jamboree Junkies! You knew we were holding a big one back for the 4th. Hambriston will never be the same after this August.

06/28/2023

The Jamboree fam talks, the Jamboree listens:

We proudly announce that true American patriot TED NUGENT will be taking the Whataburger stage at Texas County Jamboree - Hambriston 2023 for a real Wango Tango of a Rock and Rollercoaster. He'll play the hits, drop some sh*ts, hunt some turkeys and make them jerky!

Nobody embodies the heart of Hambriston quite like Uncle Ted. After serving his country overseas in the...wait, no, that's one of the other guests. On the back of his semi-recent hit album...no, that's somebody else too.

Uhhhh...who wants to hear "Cat Scratch Fever" during the Klanrobe Competition? Every Real American, that's who!

Tickets available today at the South Hambriston Monro Muffler, the YWCA, the M**hsborough M**hadone Clinic (Matty M**h may or may not be there, sorta depends on what he got up to the night before), Jake from State Farm's cousin and from Hustlin' Hank in the Alamo Drafthouse parking lot.

06/28/2023

THE RED HAT REBEL RETURNS TO THE JAMBOREE!

Texas County Jamboree - Hambriston 2023 confirms that Aaron Lewis will be taking the Whataburger Stage at the Jamboree in August!

From the winding, dusty country roads of Springfield, Massachusetts, Lewis tended heifers and stimulated siblings as a young country bumpkin before infiltrating the liberal music business masquerading as a hard rock singer in the band Staind. After their success - described by one woke joke in Rolling Stone magazine as "unfortunate" - Lewis started playing by his own rules, producing MAGA anthem after MAGA anthem to really show the libs who's boss.

Tickets are currently available at all Hambriston area Dollar Generals, Jiffy L***s, rest stops and from some guy who claims to be the lead singer of Crazy Town who showed up in Hambriston looking for a gig.

06/27/2023

This year's t-shirts will be ready well before August. Wake the libs and own the sheeple with this bold display of Hambriston's heart and soul.

Contact us for details! Greg Abbott has already ordered 4 dozen!

06/27/2023

We at the Jamboree would like to thank the good folks at Texas Monthly for this excellent documentation of our history - warts, smoked turkey legs and all!

The Texas Country Jamboree doesn't exist, and Garth Brooks wasn't booed off its stage. That didn't deter Greg Abbott.

06/27/2023

JUST ANNOUNCED:

Greg Abbott will be pardoning longtime friend of the Jamboree "Proud Boy" Joe Biggs in time for him to attempt to defend his crown in the Pickled Pig's Feet Eating Competition at the Texas County Jamboree - Hambriston 2023 this August! This Patriot powers down pigknuckle at a rate that you could only imagine, once leading that year's celebrity judge James Woods to exclaim "wow, that man sure can eat an awful lot of pig's feet very quickly!"

The champ is back! Can you defeat him? Sign up at the booth next to the Dunk A Lib tank and find out!

This year's celebrity judge? None other than Texas' own Alex Jones!

Buy your tickets today!

06/27/2023

CELEBRITY MONSTER TRUCK ACTION returns to Texas County Jamboree - Hambriston 2023 with our 4th Annual "Chachi On The Clutch" event, at which time television legend Scott Baio will be jumping the beast, the legend, the myth that is GRAVE DIGGER over the Thompson's WaterSeal Turkey Leg Smoker!

He left Hollywood to avoid the woke and blow some smoke. Grab a leg, a non-woke beer (no Bud Light allowed!) and a seat to watch Scott "sit on it" and own the libs this August!

Buy your tickets today!

06/27/2023

BREAKING NEWS:

Rob Schneider will be bringing his incredible brand of anti-woke comedy to the Texas County Jamboree - Hambriston 2023 this August as the opener for Trapt's set on the Whataburger Stage!

As seen on his recent FOX Nation special, which Greg Abbott reports is "the funniest Rob's been since that one movie with Sandler", Rob owns the libs and wakes the sheeple with hard hitting ha-has about Bud Light, Sleepy Joe and the whole LGBTQ community.

Buy your tickets today!

06/26/2023

06/26/2023

Trapt's HEADSTRONG IN HAMBRISTON tour begins and ends at the County Jamboree this August. Tickets now available at Hambriston Tractor Supply, City Hall, the West Hambriston Whataburger and from "Matty M**h", whom Trapt apparently owed a favor.

Governor Greg's favorite band are back to rock the Jamboree once again!