05/07/2021
True story about my brother Chris. One Friday back in ‘87 I drove from NAU to my home in Tempe and arrived in the early afternoon. I found Chris in his room with some friends working on a project. They had used stick-on lettering of various fonts, an enlarged photocopy of the Oklahoma State Seal, and poster board with a square in the upper corner cut out to create an enormous mock-up driver license. I watched as each would hold the poster board creation with their head showing in the corner while someone took Polaroid photos. I asked Chris “Why Oklahoma?” He replied that they had spent some time at the local library researching driver licenses. Oklahoma was one of the simpler licenses to reproduce. I suspect that was the most effort Chris had ever devoted to researching anything in a library. Once an acceptable Polaroid had been identified, trimmed, and laminated, alias “Robert Rayan Lewis” from Oklahoma City was created. DOB: 3/26/66.
Chris later told me that the first time he used the fake ID at the liquor store that he would end up frequenting, the guy at the cash register was having trouble reading it because the font size was so small. Chris actually apologized, and the guy said “it’s not your fault…the stupid DMV.” Rob Lewis became quite the popular dude for awhile.