The Drunk Opossum

The Drunk Opossum We are a local, nonprofit wildlife rehabilitation group serving the Houston/ Galveston area. Venmo and Paypal - Thank you for your support.
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We're also known as Tlacuache Borracho Preserve. We are a small wildlife rehabilitation group in the Houston/Galveston area. Our rehabbers are permitted to treat small mammals. We generally care for raccoons, opossums, squirrels, skunks, bunnies, and small rodents. However, we can help connect you with other rehabbers. The wildlife rehabilitation community is not an extension of any government entity and does not receive any funding. We operate solely on donations and the kindness of our supporters. We cannot charge for taking animals, but we will graciously accept donations and supplies. https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-drunk-opossum/
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Can you help?
10/06/2026

Can you help?

UPDATE: We have someone available to get the bats from Houston to Madisonville - we are in need of a transporter to meet in Madisonville and deliver them to Arlington.
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We need a bat hero or two! Transport needed for injured bats (see our post below about the emergency situation in south TX) from Houston/Conroe to Arlington, TX tomorrow (10/7). There are at least two critically injured bats; there may be more depending on what we find tonight. This transport can be shared as a relay if necessary.

10/05/2026

WHAT WILDLIFE DO WE ACCEPT?!

We rehabilitate native/protected small mammals including:
Raccoons
Skunks
Foxes
Bats
Armadillos
Opossums
Squirrels
Cottontails/rabbits
Bobcats (we can, but we don’t … but our friends do!)

We CANNOT accept threatened or endangered species, or any migratory birds or other federally protected wildlife. These animals require the appropriate federal permits in addition to state authorization.

This means we can’t take 99% of birds, and the other 1%? See below …

What about invasive, non-native, or pest species? Certain species cannot legally be rehabilitated and released. Taking them into care means they must remain permanent nonrelease animals. As a small, home-based wildlife rehabilitation, we simply do not have the space or resources to provide lifetime housing for these animals. Because of that, we cannot accept:

• Muscovy ducks
• Pigeons
• European starlings
• House sparrows
• Nutria
• Rats/Mice

We know it can be frustrating when you find an animal and we have to say no. It isn’t because we don’t care. Wildlife rehabilitation is heavily regulated, and we have to work within our permits, the law, our available space, and the species we are equipped to properly rehabilitate.

Sometimes, I have left lane money; but I never have bail money. We can’t risk it. When in doubt, message us! If it isn’t a species we can accept, we can at least help point you in the right direction when possible.

Most of the time, I prefer that the finders name their baby. It’s fun.  Sometimes, I name the animals based on personali...
10/05/2026

Most of the time, I prefer that the finders name their baby. It’s fun. Sometimes, I name the animals based on personality. 😈

10/03/2026

Happy Friday!!

Just a friendly reminder: Please don’t hand orphaned or injured wildlife over to random strangers on social media. Ask questions. Request a permit number. Verify, verify, VERIFY.

The state requires a permit to rehabilitate wildlife.

If you’re already spending the time trying to find help for an animal, spend the extra few minutes making sure that animal is actually going somewhere safe.

Raising a squirrel once, or having your bestie’s uncle’s girlfriend who had a raccoon growing up, does not qualify someone to rehabilitate wildlife. Many people are looking for a novelty pet.

Being willing to take wildlife and being qualified to care for wildlife are two very different things.

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10/02/2026

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🕸️🎃 PLEASE SKIP THE FAKE SPIDER WEBS OUTDOORS THIS HALLOWEEN! 🎃🕸️

Those stretchy fake spider webs may look spooky and festive, but they can become a dangerous trap for wildlife.

🦇 Bats
🐦 Birds
🐿️ Squirrels
🦎 Lizards
🦋 Butterflies and other small animals

Wildlife can easily become tangled in the thin fibers. The more they struggle to escape, the more tightly the material can wrap around their wings, legs, feet, or bodies—causing serious injury or even death.

If you love the look of fake spider webs, please use them INSIDE your home, where wildlife can't become entangled in them. Outdoors, choose wildlife-friendly Halloween decorations made from solid materials that animals are less likely to get caught in.

Halloween should be spooky for us—not deadly for our wild neighbors. 🧡

Please share and help spread the word. A simple change in the way we decorate can save a life.

Little Bit Wildlife Rescue

Backpack is the 2026 champion!!  I’m already ready for next year!
09/30/2026

Backpack is the 2026 champion!! I’m already ready for next year!

Meet our new interns! They will be volunteering and doing our social media - cuz Im old and not cool enough. Please welc...
09/28/2026

Meet our new interns! They will be volunteering and doing our social media - cuz Im old and not cool enough. Please welcome Bianca and Sara! ❤️

And wait, more showed up the next day! I want to send a special shout out to Cindy L (I won’t tag unless she says ok) fo...
09/28/2026

And wait, more showed up the next day! I want to send a special shout out to Cindy L (I won’t tag unless she says ok) for the donations from our Amazon wishlist! She asked if I had a list and before I got home from work the next day, my kitchen was full of Amazon boxes!

Thank you Cindy. ❤️ Your support means so much! ❤️

09/28/2026

Yall have been asking where I bought the triple squirrel feeder. Here’s the link.

Tell them I sent you and you get to pay … regular price (they have no idea who I am 🤣)

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500 Kirby Blvd
Taylor Lake Village, TX
77586

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