08/05/2026
April 8th to August 5th — four months of pure chaos created by people who apparently think “probable cause” is optional. In that time, I spent 28 days in jail across three different cases, and here’s how it actually went.
Case 2 was the July 27th hearing — the one where they tried to claim I “filed a false report” and “intimidated a witness” just because I asked for my own arrest to be investigated properly. The judge didn’t even pretend it was a real case. It was tossed immediately. No evidence, no probable cause, no legal basis. It didn’t survive the opening minutes.
Case 3 was today — the Tatamy PD PFA violation, where a friend tried to get video games my mom said he could have. Tatamy PD turned that into a criminal charge, and I still spent 30 hours in jail for it. My lawyer literally opened with “Why are we even here,” and after about an hour the judge dismissed it because, again, there was nothing holding it up. No evidence, no probable cause, just wasted time.
Case 1 was my original arrest — the only case that didn’t immediately implode. I pled to it yesterday. And let’s be clear: the only reason this case wasn’t dismissed is because I wasn’t willing to wait until October, for a trial, which would’ve been six months from the original arrest. Instead of dragging this circus out, I took two summary offenses and 90 days probation, with 27 days already served. So now it’s 63 days left and then this whole mess is finally done.
Four months. Three cases. Twenty‑eight days behind bars.
Case 2 dismissed instantly.
Case 3 dismissed at prelim.
Case 1 resolved only because I refused to wait half a year for a hearing.
Two cases with absolutely no evidence and no probable cause. One case closed.
And a reminder that probable cause is apparently optional — at least for the people who thought any of these charges made sense.
I look forward to seeing the Tatamy police in federal court. The soup kitchen awaits Chief Snyder and the retirement pension awaits Officer Assise.