The Realm of Chivalry

05/31/2026

Lords, ladies, beadles, baedlings, and populous,

Littles and their guardians,

Five Fold Trials (Crown Trials) has some new fun for you this year and titles!!! Come compete in our youth trials whether it’s to camp or for the day!!

Here’s what our marvel youth coordinator (co-autocrat) has in store for you!!!

This year, alongside the Crown Trials, we will be running Youth Trials! We want to encourage the younger members of our community to learn and participate in the traditions of the Kingdom, and these games are designed to educate and teach the skills needed for the adult games, while providing a fun competition. Depending on participation, the competitive parts of these trials will be split into two divisions: Kids (age 5-12) and Youth (age 13-17).

The Youth Trials will mirror the categories of the adult Crown Trials. Scheduling will be flexible based on participation, but these events will likely all occur on Saturday. Events will include:

-A short intro class to explain the trails and a brief history of the RoC

-Tournament of Arms
-A hands-on class on the basics of combat covering safety, footwork, and tournament scoring
-For the Youth division, a class on Armoured combat (info and demonstration only)
-A boffer tournament

-Artistic Endeavours
-A competition to create an art piece on-site, with some supplied materials and natural materials scavenged from the property. This will take place throughout the day.

-Bardic
-Kids - Sing us your favorite song! We will take over the stage and encourage the kids to sing or recite a piece for us
-Youth - Limerick Writing Contest! We will explain the pattern for writing a limerick, and they will have a set amount of time to come up with an original poem.

-Tournament of Games
-A large Chess/Checkers board will be set up in the field, and we will teach people how to play. For the Youth, a 9-Man Morris tournament will be held.

-Heraldry
-We will teach an intro class covering the basics of heraldry, covering colors, devices, etc. Some fun activities will be threaded through the other events to encourage memorization of terms, and an identification contest will be held at the end of the day.

If you have not registered for the event yet, please do ASAP! We want to make sure we have the correct amount of supplies so everyone who wants to can participate. We look forward to seeing you there!

Pre-registration ends tomorrow but you can also get tickets at gate!!! I can’t wait to see you!!
🎫 Tickets here: 🎫 https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/five-fold-trials-2026

05/12/2026

Who’s going to be the next monarch you say?

What great event may I go to that will have fun things for the kids?

Pre-Registration is still up for Five Fold Trials (Crown Trials)!!

Come see the new revamped and fun program we have planned.

Potluck feast on Friday!! (With smoked turkey legs and pulled pork sandwiches provided)
Saturday adventurous trials for all ages along with our aspirants.

🎫 Tickets are here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/five-fold-trials-2026/

(Photos from Five fold trials past.)

05/01/2026

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Onto populous! There is still time to join the fun!!
Gate tickets available for the whole weekend.
Pirates Plunder

If you’re already there, this Seneschel/Countess is setting sail. I’ll see you at the Harbor. 😘🫶🏼❤️
🌻⚜️Countess Maelai⚜️🌻

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04/30/2026

Just a reminder that Feast of Fools Adult Ticket prices will increase to $30 after 11:59pm tonight. Get your tickets at
https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/feast-of-fools-2026/
More details can be found at Feast of Fools

Hope to see you there.

Feast of Fools A Royal Proclamation & Invitation to Mischief August 14–16, 2025 | Attention Span Acres | Onalaska, WA Hear ye, hear ye! The current King of Fools prepares to lay down the crown …

04/21/2026

Hi all!!
Are you packed?
Are you getting all your gear ready for Pirates Plunder?
I’ve been mentally preparing what to pack.

Sunday is the last day for pre-reg so get those tickets now. They go up at gate.
🎫 Tickets here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/pirates-plunder-2026/ 🎫

ASPIRANTS!!
Are you ready? Do you have your inspiration selected? Are you ready to submit your intent to compete in the Five Fold Trials (Crown Trials)? 👑
I can’t wait to see and hear about all who are to throw their name in at closing court at Pirates Plunder!!!

🎫 Tickets for Five fold trials are here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/five-fold-trials-2026/ 🎫
We’re in the last tier before the event!!!
Who will I see?

🌻⚜️Countess Maelai, Seneschal ⚜️🌻

04/15/2026

Hey Folks Just a reminder that tonight is the last night to pick up Feast of Fools tickets for $20. after 11:58pm that price will increase to $25 for the rest of April and go up $5 every month till the event.
Following Ticket Pre Reg prices (no increases)
Child Entry Ages 5 to 17 $20
Child Entry Ages 4 and Under $0
Saturday Night Feast (Dinner Ticket) $10
Onsite Prices
Adult Entry Ages 18 and up $50
Child Entry Ages 5 to 17 $25
Child Entry Ages 4 and Under $0
Saturday Night Feast (Dinner Ticket) $15

Tickets are available here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/feast-of-fools-2026/

Feast of Fools
A Foolish Proclamation & Invitation to Mischief
August 14–16, 2025 | Attention Span Acres | Onalaska, WA
Hear ye, hear ye! The current King of Fools prepares to lay down the crown — and only the most gloriously foolish among us may claim it next. By royal absurdity, we hereby summon all jesters, pranksters, buffoons of good character, and anyone who has ever laughed at exactly the wrong moment to join us for the Feast of Fools.
Come to the rolling grounds of Attention Span Acres, where wit is coin and dignity is optional. We gather first to honor our outgoing King with a proper coronation feast — then, through three days of games and gleeful competition, to determine who among us is worthy to wear the crown next. The title is King of Fools, and it is earned, not inherited.
What awaits thee:
A coronation feast honoring the outgoing King of Fools in the style they deserve
A tournament of ridiculous games to determine the next worthy fool
Three days of camping, camaraderie, and creative foolishness
The solemn and ridiculous crowning of the next King of Fools
A final decree from His Foolishness, the outgoing Foolish King: In one last act of sovereign wisdom, His Foolishness has declared that each guest shall provide their own table and chairs for the coronation feast. He considered providing them himself, but — in keeping with his reign — thought better of it and then forgot entirely. Please bring a table and chairs. This is, frankly, exactly the sort of legacy one should expect.
(In truth, Attention Span Acres does not yet have a feast hall — one is planned as the site continues to grow and improve. In the meantime, we are grateful for your patience and your tables and chairs as we scale back up together.)
What to bring:
Camping gear for the weekend
A folding table and chairs for the feast (a final decree of His Foolishness — do not question it)
Your finest foolish costume — crowns, motley, and bells are encouraged
A willingness to compete, lose gracefully, and laugh loudly
Attention Span Acres
3486 Centralia Alpha Rd, Onalaska, WA 98570
May the best fool win — and long may the next one reign.
Feast of Fools 2026

Feast of Fools A Royal Proclamation & Invitation to Mischief August 14–16, 2025 | Attention Span Acres | Onalaska, WA Hear ye, hear ye! The current King of Fools prepares to lay down the crown …

04/13/2026

****ATTENTION ASPIRANTS FOR FIVE FOLD TRIALS FOR CROWN****

All Letters of intent are due to the monarch (Sean W Adkins and Katie Marie Kat) by closing court at Pirate’s plunder. Please present your letters of intent along with your inspirations at court.

Tickets for Pirates Plunder are here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/pirates-plunder-2026/

Tickets for Five Fold Trials (Crown Trials) are here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/five-fold-trials-2026/
**Price increase on April 15th then the next Tier through May 15th. **

Please see comments and event for application details noted in the laws of government section 7.

04/13/2026

Tickets for Feast of Fools go on sale April 14th at 8 am. Adults tickets are starting off $20. On April 15th at 11:58pm that price will increase to $25 for the rest of April and go up $5 every month till the event.
Following Ticket Pre Reg prices (no increases)
Child Entry Ages 5 to 17 $20
Child Entry Ages 4 and Under $0
Saturday Night Feast (Dinner Ticket) $10

Onsite Prices
Adult Entry Ages 18 and up $50
Child Entry Ages 5 to 17 $25
Child Entry Ages 4 and Under $0
Saturday Night Feast (Dinner Ticket) $15

Tickets will be available here: https://kingdomoftreloria.org/tc-events/feast-of-fools-2026/

Feast of Fools
A Foolish Proclamation & Invitation to Mischief
August 14–16, 2025 | Attention Span Acres | Onalaska, WA

Hear ye, hear ye! The current King of Fools prepares to lay down the crown — and only the most gloriously foolish among us may claim it next. By royal absurdity, we hereby summon all jesters, pranksters, buffoons of good character, and anyone who has ever laughed at exactly the wrong moment to join us for the Feast of Fools.
Come to the rolling grounds of Attention Span Acres, where wit is coin and dignity is optional. We gather first to honor our outgoing King with a proper coronation feast — then, through three days of games and gleeful competition, to determine who among us is worthy to wear the crown next. The title is King of Fools, and it is earned, not inherited.
What awaits thee:

A coronation feast honoring the outgoing King of Fools in the style they deserve
A tournament of ridiculous games to determine the next worthy fool
Three days of camping, camaraderie, and creative foolishness
The solemn and ridiculous crowning of the next King of Fools

A final decree from His Foolishness, the outgoing Foolish King: In one last act of sovereign wisdom, His Foolishness has declared that each guest shall provide their own table and chairs for the coronation feast. He considered providing them himself, but — in keeping with his reign — thought better of it and then forgot entirely. Please bring a table and chairs. This is, frankly, exactly the sort of legacy one should expect.
(In truth, Attention Span Acres does not yet have a feast hall — one is planned as the site continues to grow and improve. In the meantime, we are grateful for your patience and your tables and chairs as we scale back up together.)
What to bring:

Camping gear for the weekend
A folding table and chairs for the feast (a final decree of His Foolishness — do not question it)
Your finest foolish costume — crowns, motley, and bells are encouraged
A willingness to compete, lose gracefully, and laugh loudly

Attention Span Acres
3486 Centralia Alpha Rd, Onalaska, WA 98570
May the best fool win — and long may the next one reign.

Feast of Fools A Royal Proclamation & Invitation to Mischief August 14–16, 2025 | Attention Span Acres | Onalaska, WA Hear ye, hear ye! The current King of Fools prepares to lay down the crown …

04/11/2026

Chivalry Trials and Swap Meet
Shop for only $2

Learn and potluck for $20.
There’s still time!!!