State Patty's Day

State Patty's Day State Patty's Day is a Penn State Student tradition. Congress shall make no law respecting the right of the people peaceably to assemble.

04/20/2026
Step 1: “I don’t answer questions”Step 2: “Am I free to go?”Step 3: “never submit to a field sobriety test”Step 4: “if t...
02/28/2026

Step 1: “I don’t answer questions”
Step 2: “Am I free to go?”
Step 3: “never submit to a field sobriety test”
Step 4: “if they have the legal ability to take your BAC, they will transport you to the hospital, this is the ONLY place you should allow the analysis of blood breath or urine”
Step 5: “leave if free to go”
Step 6: “if arrested refuse to answer questions until attorney arrives”

They always blame us… butYep, SPD is a problem, but this.Probably a safe and good idea
07/07/2025

They always blame us… but

Yep, SPD is a problem, but this.

Probably a safe and good idea

If you bought any art, take two shots to forget how much you spent. Take a shot if you had to take time off from your job for Arts Fest. Take a shot if plan on getting hammered for Arts Fest 2025!

The Borough does not NEED these two properties. They are engaging in favoritism and biased application of an unsavory ta...
08/11/2023

The Borough does not NEED these two properties. They are engaging in favoritism and biased application of an unsavory tactic to build a new garage, while not really even making an improvement in the process.

The McAllister Parking Deck + these two properties would provide about the same 41,000 sq ft footprint as the Pugh Street Garage, but provide a net-zero effect on the available spaces, leaving downtown ~200 spaces short of their projected demand (This according to the Borough's statements).

Why would you go through the trouble, and the cost, and the shameful use of taking someone's property, without making a vast and justifiable improvement?

For example, on the other side of the McAllister Deck is the Calder II building, which has a 15,000 sq ft footprint and offers no valuable or unique spaces or opportunities for local businesses.
Calder II is a dated, brutalist structure that has had problems maintaining tenants, and even if it were fully rented (its not) it is mostly office space.

The impact on office tenants for relocation would be almost nothing. An office is an office... Meanwhile the character of the Beaver Ave property, warts and all, is synonymous with a few of the occupants, particularly the Brewery.

The Brewery cannot be relocated. Offices can.

The curious thing here is:

Why must these two properties (totaling 10,000 sq ft) be taken by force, over say...the 15,000 sq ft that makes up the Calder II building next door, which would provide access to Calder way, and a would have an overall lesser impact?

There has been no mention of that property in this project.

And even if these properties MUST be taken for the garage....why is Calder II not being taken by eminent domain also?

Surely, it can't be about what businesses are located on which property, or who owns them, right?.... Because that would be the Borough staff, Council, and (probably) some land owners picking winners and losers, and dictating who gets rich and who gets trampled...

- Why wasn't there previous action on existing (cheaper, less invasive) options like the Garner Street lot (before it became HERE) for developing a parking garage?
- Why weren't public/private partnerships mandated, or significant parking requirements put in place, rather than the 1st & 2nd floor requirements for the high rise construction? (Instead we got about half a Million square feet of vacant, out-priced Retail and Class A Office Space with little demand)?
- Why weren't (largely) unimproved lots targeted first (They would be MUCH cheaper and less invasive to acquire)?

As State College continues planning to replace the aging Pugh Street Parking Garage, the borough intends to use eminent domain to acquire a downtown

Mismanaged from the start: We Are… still here
03/03/2023

Mismanaged from the start: We Are… still here

Two weeks ago at a Penn State Trustee meeting, a number of us who are of a “more advanced” age were discussing some of the traditions at Dear Old State.

02/22/2023

A reminder, that since the township vilified you with the borough, and collaborated with the school in extending access to alcohol during PSU sports events despite the continued lack of St Patty’s day riots, and dead State Patty’s day drinkers, while continuing to distance themselves from fraternity organizations, and the underfunding of CAPS that has resulted in the death of multiple students

(More people have died participating in THON and PSU still bills THON for use of its facilities)

Penn State and the borough’s mismanagement of this St Patrick’s themed holiday has killed people and hurt the local budget reducing services to our most vulnerable

Wear green and fight hypocrisy

03/17/2022

Today is Saint Patrick's Day.

But let's be honest: It's Mid- Week, Mid- March, and Mid-Semester...

Everything about today is "mid".

Happy Inferior Holiday! Be safe!

Only 345 Days until State Patty's 2023!

- The GOAT

Best quote “This one time, a bunch of geriatric losers used all the "excess" parking revenue to pay bars to close. Then ...
02/27/2022

Best quote “This one time, a bunch of geriatric losers used all the "excess" parking revenue to pay bars to close. Then the same losers raised parking fees for meters when the parking fund was short of the demand for maintenance and operations.
Then this other idiot who was the Vice President of never working outside academia, us d the "excess" parking funds for the same thing....then a year later "had to" charge for parking when people go to the creamery....due to being short on parking funds.

State Patty's Day sure was wild back then.....”

Hey Penn State, how long does a Student with alcohol dependency or binge drinking or addiction issues have to wait, before they can see a therapist?

Is it still 6+ weeks?

Very cool, maybe work on that.

Crime has significantly fallen since peaking in 2011, but we're sure you've got some memorable stories racked up.

Once again, I will remind them both that their gross mismanagement of substance enjoyment, addiction, abuse and recovery...
02/22/2022

Once again, I will remind them both that their gross mismanagement of substance enjoyment, addiction, abuse and recovery leaves them continually in no position to criticize State Patty’s Day

And, we’ll be there in green again, we won years ago

In a statement, State College police said they'll work with Penn State law enforcement to maintain "a robust law enforcement presence" all weekend long.

Drinking is a problem but CoViD isn’t Remember their hypocrisy
09/16/2020

Drinking is a problem but CoViD isn’t

Remember their hypocrisy

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