05/01/2026
🚨🌸 MAY BIRTHDAY MAYHEM 🌸🚨
They say April showers bring May flowers…
but around here, April showers still smell like sweaty hockey gear and stale locker room beverages 💀🏒
And somehow from that chaos…
emerged our May birthday beauties 🌸✨
The May crew brings:
🌸 chaotic bench energy
🌸 suspiciously loud locker room laughs
🌸 “one drink” that turns into closing the bar
🌸 and just enough hockey skill to avoid getting cut
Happy Birthday Ladies!! You beauties are the reason refs sigh when they see our roster and why every tournament somehow becomes a reality show. 🎥
MAY your clappers stay dangerous, your knees survive the season, and your hockey bags become slightly less toxic this year 🫶
Drop your favorite chaos, chirps, or incriminating stories below. ⬇️