St. Chux Derby Crew

05/30/2026

Happy birthday to Blue! 🎂💙
Blue is our unassuming wall of bricks blocking your jammer. She organizes and manages the small details of the team, from monthly meeting minutes to safety duty.
We hope you enjoy a beautiful hike in your fabulous shoes or unwind with a puzzle and pupper snuggles. 🐾

Image descriptions: 1 - Photo of skater Blue smiling at camera, wearing a blue helmet and mouth guard. 2 - Photo of Blue with teammate Donut. Blue has a blue helmet and mouth guard. Donut is wearing a tie dye shirt a d teal helmet. 3 - Photo of Blue sitting on the shoulders of teammate Stag. Neither are looking at the camera, but both have expressions of joy and surprise.

05/10/2026

Happy Mother's Day to all the derby moms! Whether you play derby or are a mom to a skater, thank you for all the ways you inspire us to be tough both on and off the track! 💕

Image description: Red and black flowers, stars, and lightning bolts on a white background. Text reads "Happy Mother's Day" with the St. Chux Derby Crew logo. On the left is a list of SCDC skaters who are moms: Dimebag Cheryl, EllaTrick Mayhem, Guts n' Gory, Hurts Donut, Killipso, Raynebow Smite, Sapphocalypse, Spooky, Strawberry MILFshake

05/08/2026

SCDC is taking a moment to acknowledge the helpers on our team. While our nurses, teachers, and administrative professionals deserve more than a week (and probably a raise), we will take the excuse to give them this shout out.

Hopefully derby is the outlet your soul needs to replenish your patience and compassion for others, or maybe it's the perfect threat to keep anyone that walks up to your desk in line. Either way, just know that you are appreciated!

Image description: quote from Barak Obama "If you go out and make some good things happen, you will fill the world with hope, you will fill yourself with hope," the SCDC logo, a drawing of hands reaching out to one another, and a list of players with the above mentioned jobs (Lips, Melons, Blue, Zubee, Gothicc, Donut, Rina, Mayhem).

04/30/2026

Happy birthday to Kate! She is an up and coming skater whose derby skills have come so far in less than a year that we can't wait to see her in an SCDC jersey in a future bout! Off skates, Kate's cosplay game is on point and so is her quiet but sarcastic personality.
We hope your birthday includes time to play Cyberpunk or stream Arcane, a smooth drink to enjoy, and no sauerkraut.

04/29/2026

In the whirlwind of back-to-back weekends, we forgot to share our gratitude to SIRG for coming out to play this month! We had a blast hosting them in St. Charles, meeting their newest skaters, and absolutely loved the comraderie of a dual-team off-skates warmup. ❤️🖤💛

Thank you to SIRG, and to all of our officials and volunteers who kept everything on track. We couldn't do it without you!

Photography credits go to Iron Megan! Thank you Megan for such amazing shots!

04/18/2026

04/18/2026

Happy birthday to our captain trekkie! We hope it’s full of rubber chickens and TB. You’re truly a fantastic jammer and a fantastic-er friend. This team would be nothing without you right at the center. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER TREKKIFER 🖖

04/17/2026

In less than 24 hours, you could be watching live roller derby in St. Charles! 👀

Join us this Saturday, April 18th, for St. Chux Derby Crew's home opener! At the Steel Shop in Saint Charles for an afternoon of roller derby! SCDC takes on the Southern Illinois Roller Gremlins at Steel Shop Athletics in St. Charles.

Doors open at 2:30pm
First whistle at 3pm

Bring your friends and come watch fast skating and hard hits on our home track!

04/15/2026

Thank you to Bloomington Roller Derby for hosting a great bout to start our 2026 season!
We enjoyed being your test subjects for your new venue, your willingness to provide some NSO training on the fly, and your absolutely delightful vibes. Even your town was a beautiful compliment to the hospitality of your team.
We look forward to future opportunities to share the track (especially to get your Donuts to play against our Hurts Donut)!