09/03/2026
👑🧡 BOB UPDATE: THE KINGDOM IS OPERATING AS EXPECTED 🧡👑
Well, I received another update from Kent about Bob and George, and I am delighted to report that Bob’s retirement plan is proceeding beautifully.
By “beautifully,” I mean Bob has apparently taken control of the household. 😂
George is an early riser, usually getting up around 4:30 or 5:00 in the morning.
This is extremely convenient for Bob, who believes breakfast should be served approximately three seconds after George regains consciousness.
And Bob does not wait quietly.
No.
THE KING HAS AWAKENED. THE KITCHEN SHALL NOW OPEN. 👑📢
He’s still taking his medicine like a good boy and enjoying his scheduled meals, but we have also learned that Bob has implemented several new household policies.
Most importantly:
George is NOT permitted to sit in the recliner and talk on the phone.
Who is he talking to?
Why?
What could possibly be more important than Bob?
PUT. THE. PHONE. DOWN. SIR. 😂
If George is sitting in the recliner, Bob expects both hands to be available for grooming His Royal Highness. Not one hand. Not intermittent scratching while George conducts outside business.
Both hands.
Apparently George misunderstood the job description when he adopted a cat and thought he was still entitled to hobbies and personal relationships.
Bob is correcting that misunderstanding. 😂
Eventually, Bob gets too warm on George’s lap and relocates to the coffee table, where he stretches out like a retired billionaire who has just completed his massage and is waiting for someone to bring him cucumber water.
He hasn’t really started playing yet, but that honestly doesn’t surprise me.
Bob has been quite playful in the past. He’s just not there yet.
He has a whole new home, a new routine, and a new human to train. That is a LOT of administrative work for one cat.
I have absolutely no doubt that playful Bob is still in there. He’s just taking his time, figuring everything out, getting comfortable and making sure George is properly trained before he starts galloping through the house like an orange lunatic. 😂
Right now he has more pressing responsibilities:
Breakfast announcements.
Medication.
Scheduled dining.
Recliner occupation.
Mandatory two-handed grooming.
Coffee-table spa treatments.
And the ongoing supervision of George.
But the part of Kent’s update that made me happiest?
George is getting really attached to him. ❤️
And from everything I’m hearing, I’d say Bob is getting pretty attached to George too.
After everything this sweet old man has been through, this is exactly what I wanted for him.
His own person.
His own home.
His own recliner.
His own coffee-table spa.
And one very trainable servant named George. 😂❤️
New home. New servant. SAME KING. 👑
Kent, please continue sending these reports. George may be bashful, but unfortunately for him, the Bob Updates are now mandatory.
I need periodic confirmation that my former resident continues to receive the level of service to which he has become accustomed.
And George…
Put the phone down.
Bob needs both hands. 😂👑🧡
