text 415.574.5023 prebook only. no-contact, mask up during COVID-19. website: click again if 404 comes up. One day at Femme Con in Oaktown, Lynnee Breedlove gave free rides to femmes. He thought he would serve dancers working bachelor parties and drive around with a pit bull and a baseball bat. But women didn't need his help as much as gay male homosexuals and kweens. So he went to the city and hu
ng out in bars like Truck and The Stud with flyers and a magnet on the side of his car that said "Moes gettin hoes where they needz to goes," and everyone could get down with that. Pretty soon though, cabbies got mad this lil fly by night was so popular. So he applied for nonprofit status. 4 years later he got it. But not before Lyft and Uber got wind of this "ride sharing" thing and made their billions. So now sometimes he thinks, "Oh well, they got this," but then community, including trans and cis and q***r women, and all the gay and tranz men, and all their friends who may or may not be q***r, say "Noooo we need Homobiles! Just get an app!" which is like saying to someone with attention deficit disorder, "Just pay attention!" Not one to give up, however, he's still searching for that 40k that would pay for an app so he can carry out his benevolent plant to serve the world. And in his spare time, which, thanks to corporate apps, he now has plenty of, and because: branding! he started a q***r supergroup called The Homobiles, "songs about cars n babes, n crimes n change," fronted by him and the then-ED of St. James Infirmary, featuring Ed Varga of Homo-a-Gogo, Fureigh of The Shondes, Mya Byrne world famous trans bassist, and Corrie Bennet, violin shredder, playing a venue near you soon. So now you could book a Homobile to The Homobiles' show and feel good about your contribution to society.
