05/07/2026
Happy Birthday to everybody’s favorite Unk Ditto! Justin Ruff 🎂 You are equal parts protector, comedian, headache, and the problem. Life wouldn’t hit the same without your OG stories, your nonstop s**t talking, and the way you always show up for the people you love. 💞
Today we celebrate you getting older, wiser… and somehow still acting like you are 22 with bad hips and strong opinions. D***o bike set’s own 1st person to show up at every bike night… it’s giving Old Man Energy VIP edition because he needs that front parking spot LOL
We appreciate you, love you, and are grateful for every laugh, every memory, and every “what the f**k is he doing now” moment. We appreciate your loyalty, your kindness, and all the memories we probably shouldn’t talk about publicly 👀
Unk Ditto… San Diego Ruff Ryders Usual Suspect #1… stay legendary, stay grouchy, and try not to get us banned from anywhere this year please and thank you 🙏
