11/28/2023
LET. ME. TELL. YOU. So, let's start sweet and simple. I met him online on a dating app (classy
¡know), and we hit it off really well. He told me all the various things he could do and how talented he was, I assumed he was trying to woo me but later learned he was just narcissistic. So I decided to go on a date with him right? Well! We meet at a local coffee shop and he's sitting at the table. He doesn't even stand up to say hello, he just stares at me and says I can go but my drink then sit down and join him. So I get my drink awkwardly and sit in front of him, he just stares at me and says I'm prettier in person. I politely say thank you and sip my drink. He proposes that we go take a walk around the town and then maybe get food as well. We got food first at a local diner, and that wasn't too bad, except for how much awkward tension was between us. He payed for the meal then we go to walk around. He stands about a foot away from me and doesn't try to do ANYTHING affectionate, keep in mind we've been talking for a little while too. So after walking for a while he starts saying how he needed to use the bathroom. I insisted that he goes but he said he didn't want to leave me for a half hour so he could take a s**t. He straight up told me he needed to s**t and how long it would take him to do so. MULTIPLE. TIMES.
After the sixth or seventh time, I pretended to have to go meet up with my mom and that I was running late. He walked me to my car and before I got in he says "You know what, l'm gonna give you a hug." THE MOST. CRINGY.
AWKWARD. HUG. EVER. EVER. OKAY. AND IM A HUGGER. He lets go and I politely smile and say goodbye then get in my car. He texted me later that day saying how it was a fantastic date and how he would like to meet up again and asked if I liked it. I never responded.
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