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Klems I Strongly beleive in positivity as i like going out for what i want or need with God on my side

04/06/2024

My country so far.


03/29/2024

JOKE OF THE WEEK

A primary two teacher asked the class:
Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread?
The whole class was silent.
The teacher then said: whosoever answers the question, will have my two phones as an award of excellence.
A little boy then stood up and said: sir, Jesus fed five thousand people.
The teacher said: that's so good of you my boy.
The teacher then gave him the two phones and said: ask me your own question so that I can answer and take back my phones.

The boy asked the teacher: What were the names of the five thousand people?

The teacher fainted.

03/27/2024

When people undermine your dreams, predict your doom, or criticize you, remember, they're telling you their story, not yours.

Cynthia Occelli

03/27/2024

NAGGİNG WİFE.

A man and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost $45,000 to ship the co**se home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said, “Ship her home.” The shocked undertaker asked, “But sir, why don’t you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?” The husband replied, “A long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead….
I can't take THAT RISK!”

HAVE A BLESSED WEEK AHEAD


Serious warning!!! Happy Easter in advance.
03/26/2024

Serious warning!!!
Happy Easter in advance.


There’s something I cherished about BENIN CITY in Edo state Nigeria. It really the cradle of black civilizations where t...
03/23/2024

There’s something I cherished about BENIN CITY in Edo state Nigeria. It really the cradle of black civilizations where the kings are truly the kings. Pay a visit to the ancient city, the home of bronze casting and also the heart beat of the nation. You will never regret it

Construction of The Great walls of Benin (The largest single man made site on the planet)The Great Walls of Benin were a...
03/23/2024

Construction of The Great walls of Benin (The largest single man made site on the planet)

The Great Walls of Benin were a series of more than 500 interconnected earth walls (Edo: Iya) in the area around present-day Benin City.
They extended for some 16,000 km in all, took an estimated 150 million hours of digging to construct and were perhaps the largest single man made site on the planet in the absence of modern Earthmoving machines.

Respect and Honour to Great Benin Ancestors
of Edoland

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03/20/2024

When Adam told all animals to respect us,did mosquito attend the meeting?

03/20/2024

Studies have discovered that worry, anxiety, stress and fear can cause high blood pressure, stomach ulcers, depression, diabetes, heart diseases and other health problems. God does not want you to live in worries, stress, and fear of what tomorrow brings. When you worry too much about tomorrow, it means you are trying to live tomorrow today!
Remain therefore steadfast in the Lord and rest upon His promises and finished work. God will turn your mourning into dancing again, He will turn evil days into days of rejoicing and feasting. Have a stressfree week

03/20/2024

Dream big, love hard, laugh long and don't let anyone or anything shut you up or shut you down! Keep on Serving God which is absolutely the most exciting, unbelievably awesome thing you can do.

A pilot was told to transfer m@d pe0ple from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place w...
03/20/2024

A pilot was told to transfer m@d pe0ple from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the m@d men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒

The m@d man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 After some minutes the m@d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The m@d man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted 🤣🤣🤣😂



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03/14/2024

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