08/19/2026
Be advised, Junior Fire Chief Noah has officially been dispatched to MIDDLE SCHOOL.
⚠️ Responding units should expect:
“Bruh.”
“Chill.”
“I know, Mom.”
“I’m hungry.”
“Can I have money?”
“I forgot.”
“Everybody else is allowed to.”
and the critically acclaimed shoulder shrug with absolutely no additional information.
Mom has been advised that hugs, photographs, public displays of affection, and acknowledging his existence within 500 feet of the school may now constitute an embarrassing incident. 😂
