05/12/2026
Och, away an’ bile yer heid if ye dinnae believe in Nessie! The old lassie’s been swimmin’ roon Loch Ness since before yer great-granny had her first cup o’ tea. Two new sightings? Aye, she’s just stickin’ her neck oot tae remind the tourists who’s really in charge o’ the Highlands!