10/19/2026
Explain your type of diabetes in the most creative way possible. Wrong answers encouraged (sort of).
Type 1: My pancreas quit without notice.
Type 2: The insulin showed up. Nobody's answering the door.
LADA: Type 1, but it took the scenic route.
Gestational: A plus-one nobody invited to the pregnancy.
Prediabetes: My body sent a strongly worded email.
We'll go first! How would you explain yours?