Timber Oaks Friends & Neighbors

12/31/2025

I love Denis Phillips! But this is really on point for this Florida girl. Stay warm. 🥶

03/03/2025

Great Cause. I know we have some great athletes in this neighborhood.

09/26/2024

Good to know ow especially with a storm on its way.

02/03/2023

02/02/2023

Asking for a friend 😂

12/30/2022

Maria Alvarez has 2 tickets to the New Years Eve dance she’s trying to get rid of if anyone is interested.

12/29/2022

Lol Happy Hump Day!

12/25/2022

We wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas 🎄

12/23/2022

Dear Florida Friends,

We are going to be ok!
I have put together some quick tips for those who aren’t sure how they are supposed to navigate this weekend’s beautiful - I mean unholy - cold weather.

- Wear real shoes. Your flip flops will have to fend for themselves for a few days. They will be okay.
- Socks! Wear them. Preferably with real shoes. Still a no on the flip flops.
- Put the doors back on your jeeps, FFS.
- Consider pants. The extra fabric may feel a tad foreign at first, but you gotta power through.
- Stock your fridge now. Publix will be closed. Assume a record number of employees will call in dead. They’ve never been this cold before, and will believe they have passed.
- There is a setting on your HVAC unit that makes it blow out warm air. Use it. Look for a little fire symbol or the word H E A T
- There is also a similar function for the ac in your car…
- Umbrella. Use an umbrella if you do venture outside. Not for rain, it will help you avoid head injuries caused by frozen iguanas falling from trees. Those suckers are heavy.
- Wash your hair now. You’re not going to this weekend. Perhaps pick up some dry shampoo on your way to pick up the last pub sub of the week.
- Take deep breaths, you got this. No deep breaths on Saturday though. Your lungs aren’t used to air that cold. They will collapse… best hold your breath until Monday

Florida, may the odds be ever in your.. 🤣🤣🤣
Borrowed from a friend 😆

12/16/2022

Batteries for our house

11/29/2022

Happy Mondays over 1 down 4 to go. The anthem of a working woman! 😂 Hope everyone has a great week!