Southern Queer Pride

06/05/2021

Yes, all of these examples have actually been said to us 💀
Quit talking yourselves out of s*x with us, please 🙄

Are you constantly talking yourself out of s*x with trans women who, up until you opened your mouth, were so ready for it? Do you find yourself chatting up trans women who are showing interest in y…

06/02/2021

How trans am I? How trans am I!?!?
I'm so trans that I put cat ears on my trans pride pickup truck with a trans flag hanging out the back just so I can take my transness down backroads so that no one has any more excuses to not know we exist!

NEVER FORGET our fallen comrades in the fight for trans liberation!
The real Independence Day was on June 28, 1969! That other one with our Founding Daddies trying to dodge taxes? That was a mistake (seriously, if they could've like just not, we'd all have healthcare right now, wtf).

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06/02/2021

Don't make us start identifyin' as a fu***ng problem.

05/30/2021

Don't mess with a Southern Bell(adonna)

05/30/2021

This is the Southern HERitage we're fighting for.

05/29/2021

But only when it's a health choice that impacts cis men.. otherwise it's your employer's "religious liberty" to dictate your healthcare 🙄
Damn it, who voted for this guy? Texas, you're in time out.

05/29/2021

For some reason it's different when we do it? Hmmm

Lawmakers hell-bent on taking puberty blockers away from trans kids are ignoring all the research that says they're safe for everyone.

05/29/2021

Bi Woman Suffers Orientation Whiplash

https://southernq***rpride.com/2021/05/28/bi-woman-suffers-orientation-whiplash/

Excerpt:
"Every time I date someone new, everyone changes my s*xual orientation for me,” the dizzied subject relates. “When I’m dating a guy, I’m a straight girl who used to be kinky. When I’m dating a girl, I’m a le***an who took her time figuring it out.”

She pauses to steady herself as a wave of vertigo floods through her.

“It’s more like I have a Sexual Disorientation,” she quips upon recovery. “The only time I get to be considered bi is when I’m going poly or dating a non-binary person.”

A local bis*xual woman has been diagnosed with a new condition tentatively being called Sexual Orientation Whiplash.

05/27/2021

Never forget

05/27/2021

Texas activists successfully filibustered their state congress to stop the trans sports bill from being passed. They chanted "protect trans kids" until the clock hit midnight. That's how you do it.

LGBT+ activists in Texas are celebrating the death of a bill that would have banned trans children from playing in school sports.

05/24/2021

Now introducing:
The all-new sports-enhancement drug sensation that's captivated conservative media outlets: ESTROGEN!

Are you tired of being picked last for games? Tired of being told you’re just no good at sports? Try ESTROGEN! Despite your less-than-mediocre stats, conservatives simply won’t be able …