10/29/2025
We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried.
Here are REAL things heard in the holler this year:
"It ain't got no head!" 😱
"I peed myself… again." 💦
"You touch it. No YOU touch it. I’m not touching it, you touch it!" 🫣
"Is that blood? That’s definitely blood." 😬
"That smell— which one of y'all pooped your pants?" 💀
"I thought I pulled a muscle, it got hot, then my butt was on fire." 🔥🍑
If you didn’t scream, cry, or panic-whisper nonsense at your friends…
did you even go to Horror in the Holler?
Tell us which quote you think is the funniest, tag a friend you think would be the one to repeat it 👇 like, share and follow to be entered to win a free ticket.
We’re still recovering from half of y’all 😂