03/23/2026
This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Oklahoma...
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma .
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Oklahoma .
If you see a tornado warning on the television but don't get too awfully excited about it until you actually SEE it coming toward you, you may live in Oklahoma .
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Okie friends & others, you definitely live in Oklahoma . We're friendly folks
photo credit: Cheryl Shull Photography