Pet Project

07/30/2026

It’s still the height of kitten season, and while we hate how many little lives are in need this time of year, we can’t help but fall in love with each and every one of them!

Meet Willow & Jimmy, both products of the season, who came to us as singletons from opposite sides of the state on the same day. Now 5 & 7 weeks old and THRIVING, these adorable babies are accepting applications for their furever families.

Willow: 5-week-old female calico with a sweet and snuggly personality. Feline version of a baby marshmallow.
Jimmy: 7-week-old male silver tabby with an adventurous and playful personality. Truly just a very smol tiger.

*Available for foster-to-adopt together or separately. Vaccines, microchip, spay/neuter provided. Central FL Only - Vet Reference Required.

A very special thank you to the good samaritans who saved them, our friends over at Capall Stables LLC for the dedicated, around the clock care, and our incredible photographer Dorean Alequin for capturing them so beautifully 🥹💙

DM us or visit petprojectusa.org/adopt to learn more & apply

07/05/2026

Ella’s searching for her happily ever after 👑

Found as a terrified, emaciated, parasite-infested stray, Ella is now healthy, vetted, and fully convinced her first year-and-a-half of life was just a really bad nightmare.

Previously afraid to even step indoors or be touched, Ella has transformed into a playful little wiggle worm who melts into the arms of anyone she meets.

Ella is fully vaccinated, microchipped, f***l & heartworm negative, with an upcoming spay. She is basic obedience, leash, crate, and house trained, has mastered (the first half of) Fetch, and is all dog / kid friendly (though excitable with a chase drive, so no cats).

Ready to give her the family she’s always deserved?

Apply to Adopt: www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

04/30/2026

Sign us up!!! 🤪

*This is not a joke *

After a few minutes of deliberation, we have made a HUGE & exciting decision.

We are proud to announce that Moose will officially be entering the breeding industry!

That’s right - we are creating the world’s first Germoodle™.

A German Shepherd + Poodle mix that nobody asked for, but everyone will somehow still pay $5,000 for.

We chose this pairing based on several highly scientific factors:

1. The name sounds like a medical condition, which gives it credibility.

2. “Hypoallergenic” is a buzzword & I plan on abusing it.

3. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that people will refinance their homes for anything with “doodle” in the name.

4. I refuse to compromise the structural integrity of a well bred Shepherd with Moose’s… less than ideal genes.

Now, onto the breeding program.

We partnered with a very reputable breeder I found on Craigslist.
He owns a 6 month old, unregistered, mini teacup, double merle female, which I’m pretty sure is either illegal or impossible.. maybe both.

He assured me she is “ready to go” which is all the medical clearance I need.

Moose, as you may know, brings nothing to the table genetically except enthusiasm & good looks, so we feel this is a balanced pairing.

We are expecting a litter of no less than 14 puppies, because we’ve chosen to completely ignore how biology works.

Deposits are open NOW.

No annoying contracts.
No in-depth vetting.
No questions asked.

If you have $500 for a deposit & access to Venmo, you are exactly the kind of responsible owner we’re looking for.

Each Germoodle™ puppy will come with:

•A completely unpredictable coat (could shed, could not, could combust.. just focus on the “could not” part)

•The structural integrity of over cooked spaghetti

• A personality that most would describe as “a liability”

We are also offering a couple premium add-ons:

• Basic obedience training (we will say “sit” once & see what happens)

• Socialization (they will watch Moose make bad decisions in real time)

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own something that should not exist.

Act fast!!