04/30/2026
Sign us up!!! 🤪
*This is not a joke *
After a few minutes of deliberation, we have made a HUGE & exciting decision.
We are proud to announce that Moose will officially be entering the breeding industry!
That’s right - we are creating the world’s first Germoodle™.
A German Shepherd + Poodle mix that nobody asked for, but everyone will somehow still pay $5,000 for.
We chose this pairing based on several highly scientific factors:
1. The name sounds like a medical condition, which gives it credibility.
2. “Hypoallergenic” is a buzzword & I plan on abusing it.
3. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that people will refinance their homes for anything with “doodle” in the name.
4. I refuse to compromise the structural integrity of a well bred Shepherd with Moose’s… less than ideal genes.
Now, onto the breeding program.
We partnered with a very reputable breeder I found on Craigslist.
He owns a 6 month old, unregistered, mini teacup, double merle female, which I’m pretty sure is either illegal or impossible.. maybe both.
He assured me she is “ready to go” which is all the medical clearance I need.
Moose, as you may know, brings nothing to the table genetically except enthusiasm & good looks, so we feel this is a balanced pairing.
We are expecting a litter of no less than 14 puppies, because we’ve chosen to completely ignore how biology works.
Deposits are open NOW.
No annoying contracts.
No in-depth vetting.
No questions asked.
If you have $500 for a deposit & access to Venmo, you are exactly the kind of responsible owner we’re looking for.
Each Germoodle™ puppy will come with:
•A completely unpredictable coat (could shed, could not, could combust.. just focus on the “could not” part)
•The structural integrity of over cooked spaghetti
• A personality that most would describe as “a liability”
We are also offering a couple premium add-ons:
• Basic obedience training (we will say “sit” once & see what happens)
• Socialization (they will watch Moose make bad decisions in real time)
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own something that should not exist.
Act fast!!
