02/09/2012
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FRIEND PAM WHO JUST BECAME A GRANDMOTHER!!!! .... wait, did I say GRANDMOTHER? No, I couldn't have said that. We're wayyyyy too young for that! What I MEANT to say was, "CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FRIEND PAM WHO JUST GOT HER DRIVER'S LICENSE SO WE'RE TAKING HER MOM'S VAN TO THE BEACH AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO OUR MONKEES 8-TRACK TAPES WHILE WE SLATHER HAWAIIAN TROPIC DARK TANNING OIL ALL OVER US & WATCH THE SURFER DUDES! PAM IS SO COOL!" (Actually, we do all that anyway ... we just have to bring her GRANDSON along with us, now!!!)