08/15/2018
I am known to grumble sometimes that archaeologists give short-shrift to actually documenting vandalism, but then I stumble across someone who has given serious thought to the documentation process. Found this in an official archaeological report, and I admit I am in awe of James Firor's attention to detail:
"The chronology of looting at the site can be discerned based on the presence of diagnostic beer cans within the disturbed fill. Two distinct episodes of looting are apparent. Based on the presence of detachable pull tab cans, Structure 8 in Room Block 1 was looted sometime in the early 1970s, probably prior to 1976. This resulted in the destruction of the east wall and about half of the floor of the structure. The more extensive damage in Room Block 2 was conducted sometime after 1974, by two individuals who consumed a case and a half of beer during the looting. One of the individuals brought a case of Coors, and either had a mustache or was obsessive-compulsive, as indicated by the majority of Coors cans with the nondetachable opening tabs broken off. (Men with facial hair will understand this, as they will have had hairs painfully plucked from their mustache by these opening tabs.) His accomplice favored Bud Light but brought only a 12-pack, which necessitated his bumming Coors off his buddy when the Bud Light was gone. This could be inferred by the distinct spatial distribution of Coors cans that did not have the opening tabs removed. Both of the looters participated in the looting and near-total destruction of Structure 1, during which time about 10 Coors and all the Bud Light was consumed. Afterwards, the Coors drinker looted Structures 2 and 3, while the Bud Light drinker, now bumming Coors, ineffectively rooted around in Structures 5 and 6, creating two pits but causing only modest disturbance and no structural damage except for a very small hole in the floor of Structure 5."