09/12/2026
We hate to report a major structural collapse, but Newport RI Police Department softball team crumbled into the infield at Cardines Field last night.
Heading into the final frame down 6–3, Newport Fire decided it was time to bring the heat. One offensive explosion later—featuring 7 unanswered runs and a few defensive throws that may or may not have ended up in traffic—the good guys walked away with a 10–6 victory.
To our brothers and sisters in blue: We know building construction isn’t taught in your academy, but next time you guys build a lead, make sure to inspect the foundation first.
Jokes aside, the real win belongs to our community. Together, we raised critical funds for the Baker Memorial Park First Responder Memorial to honor the heroes who came before us. Huge thank you to everyone who packed the stands, cheered loud, and bought 50/50 tickets.
📸: Justin Walker