"Bike: unexplainable passion, it’s a feeling... If you do not feel, impossible to explain…"
"God gave two wings to birds and two wheels to us..." "Born to ride and forced to work"
"Man and fish have in common: they both open their mouth to die"
"Ride until you are tired and rest until you are ready to go"
"A biker is a dreamer, a power demander mixing safety and feeling, so he can relax and en
joy the journey…"
"If you are a good person on both feet, you will also be good on a bike ...
If you're good on four paws, you will also be in a car..." "Good guys go to heaven, bikers go anywhere"
"One helps the other to get undressed before having s*x ...
Everyone dresses alone after having s*x ...
Moral of the story: nobody helps after screwed up..."
”The fatigue of a motorcycle trip is an achievement rather then tiredness, because traveling by bike is something inexplicable…”
"Caution: motorcycle use may be addicting. Remedies include going back to work and starting up your automobile." "Bikers understand why dogs love to keep heads out of car window"
"There is no way to explain the love of traveling on a bike. For those who understand, no word is necessary; for those who don’t understand, no explanation is possible." "Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul"
"The priority should be given to the staff go out more often, to the others fit only suggest..." "Remember when s*x was safe and motorcycles dangerous?"
“If you want comfort buy a car…”
“98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.”
“I'd rather be riding my bike thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my bike.”