09/30/2026
Niebuhrs Neighbors has taken the extremely difficult decision to oppose in the strongest possible terms Mark Ruffalo and possibly Eli Northrup. Ruffalo does not support air rights. Or progress generally. He won't shut up about this church that the church wants to tear down and sell to a developer ($ching$ching$). We're on the fence about Northrup only because of the high cringe video he made about the whole thing just to get on air with Ruffalo. It starts with Northrup running down the street (loser), then he Facetimes Ruffalo. The premise is that Ruffalo asked him to run to this corner in front of the church because it was urgent. Not sure why Ruffalo couldn't come by to do the video in person. Maybe he's afraid of Northrup? Oh no, wait, they waste 10 seconds of the video explaining why Ruffalo can't be there, before the most awkward segue ever to hit the airwaves. Can't even type it out here without dying. It gets good for awhile until you realize you're bored and then, whop!, spikes cringe again. BUT THEN there's a really interesting cinematic move that we don't think has ever been done before -- Ruffalo asks that Northrup turn him (i.e., the front of the phone) towards the people... aka us watching the video...and Rufallo addresses us directly as the camera zooms in to consume the whole screen of the phone and then BECOME THE SCREEN. He reiterates his passionate unconvincing plea. Throughout we feel the pulsing energy of the Boston Pops orchestra suite, running us down the river like a whitewater raft. Then we're split screen with Northrup up top -- his ill-fitting collared shirt and public defender chic sportscoat -- and Ruffalo on bottom. They intersperse their final messages to us, one speaks, then the other, then back to the other, etc. Hat tip to the audio editing, which is also Academy Award quality. It finishes with a joke that, if we hadn't nearly flat-lined from cringe, wouldn't have been so terrible. But really at this point, you're just relieved to have survived the whole thing. Mamdani, Eli is not. Also, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this church! https://www.instagram.com/reels/Daxqj3wxzO9/