KinkyJews

10/10/2024

(H/t to Holland Edwards, who in classic Jewish comedian style, stole it from someone else.)

This week is Rosh Hashana, the Jewish New Year. A time of forgiveness and atonement. So if there is anything I may have done to harm you or offend you I want to ask of you to try and recollect as to what the f**k you did to deserve that s**t and if you're sincere enough I might forgive you.

To the rest of you, may your boss not show up to the synagogue you pretend to go to.

May this new year bring you many joyful and happy things to bitch about.

May your name be inscribed in the book of life and not page 6.

May you get s**tfaced on Manishevetz.

As you blow that chauffeur tonight, please don't forget the chef.

Go find some sweet honey to dip your apple into.

HAPPY JEW YEAR

09/16/2024

All I’m gonna say is that the human resistance after Trump’s future Skynet fiasco is sending back some pretty s**tty-ass assassins. 

07/25/2024

Do we have a recipient in NYC willing to accept two pallets worth of refrigerated fruits and vegetables from House of Good Deeds tomorrow (Friday) morning? See the ingredient list, recipients must take it ALL.

07/24/2024

House of Good Deeds still needs a few more volunteers in Bushwick tomorrow, Wednesday July 24.

Please meet us at 1540 Putnam Avenue to help us load a truck with hundreds of boxes of donations. They're not heavy, but we need 'em... Which means we need you!!!

07/13/2024

RIP Dr. Ruth Westheimer - truly a legendary and groundbreaking feminist and s*x-positive icon. The world is infinitely poorer for her loss.

Her frankness on her long-running radio and TV call-in shows made her a go-to guide for tips on lo******ng.

04/09/2024

Based on history, I’m sure Donald Trump is one of these searches.

12/18/2023

https://x.com/billmaher/status/1735886698360586367

Bill Maher is correct: "Wars end with negotiation, and what the media glosses over is, it’s hard to negotiate when the other side’s bargaining position is ‘you all die and disappear.'"

11/30/2023

Believe what you want, only until evidence shows otherwise. Then change your beliefs.

You cannot call yourself a feminist, a champion of women's rights, or a decent human being if you do not support innocent civilians of all nationalities who were not only attacked, kidnapped, and killed, but R***D as part of Hamas' October 7 terror campaign in Israel.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/global-womens-rights-groups-silent-as-israeli-women-testify-about-r**es-by-hamas

If you support Hamas you support murder, kidnapping, and r**e of innocents. Process that before complaining about whatever else you feel justifies this brand of terrorism.

Despite widespread evidence of terrorists' systematic acts of s*xual brutality on Oct. 7, most worldwide organizations either have no comment or bash IDF's military campaign in Gaza