The Giggle

10/19/2026

During work Mike and Paddy are chatting,
Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week."
Paddy: "Oh!"
Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"
Paddy: "No."
Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."
The next day the same discussiontook place:
Mike: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
Paddy: "No."
Mike: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."
The next day, once again:
Mike: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
Paddy: "No."
Mike: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."
Now this time Paddy got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?"
Mike: "No."
Paddy: "He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night courses you would know this!"
🤣🤣😄😂😂😀😀

10/19/2026

If money wasn't an issue, what would you buy right now?

10/19/2026

10/18/2026

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “Quickie” with their 8 -year old son in the flat,
was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.
‘An ambulance just drove past’
‘Looks like the Anderson’s have visitors,’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’
‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’
‘Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced,
‘The Coopers are having a s**g!
Startled , his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar...

10/18/2026

Woman rings hubby and tells him she's been promoted at work. She is now the manager's personal assistant and will have to work late some nights, starting tonight. At breakfast the next morning hubby notices her new watch. When asked about it the wife says she won it in the weekly office raffle. A week later she rings him to say she has to attend a late meeting with the boss. Next morning hubby notices her new Gucci purse and asks how can they afford it. "It's okay" she says. "I won it in the weekly office raffle." One evening the following week they arrive home at the same time and she tells him she has to go out again to attend a special client meeting and can he run her a bath while she shaves her legs. When she goes to the bathroom she is shocked to see half an inch of water in the bath and asks hubby "What's the meaning of this?" Husband says "I didn't think you'd want to get your raffle ticket wet.".. 😁😂