New Ulm Legion

09/03/2026

VFW Picnic is
Wednesday, Sept. 9
5:00 Social, 6:00 Meal
Finstad Campground

08/31/2026

08/27/2026

Happy Birthday Lester 92!

08/23/2026

👑 THE POT IS UP TO $640.00! 👑

Her Majesty Madge and her royal court of questionable characters are officially holding the cash hostage!
The jar is getting heavy, the expressions are getting wild, and next Friday night, somebody might actually walk out with the whole stash! 💰✨

Here’s the official decree from the crew:

HER MAJESTY MADGE: Terrified we’re actually going to have to hand over $640.00 of royal treasure.
The JACK of JOVIALITY: Already plotting how to stick his tongue out at whoever draws the wrong card.
KING of CHAOS: Ready to unleash absolute anarchy the moment that winning card is flipped.
MISTRESS od MISCHIEF: Pouting because she couldn't sneak the jar out the back door.

Will the Queen finally be dethroned next Friday, or will the pot keep growing? 🃏♥️

Get your tickets, grab a cold drink, and come test your luck with the royal weirdos at New Ulm American Legion Post #132! 🍻🎟️

When: Next Friday Night
Where: The Legion
The Goal: Take Madge’s money! 💵🔥

08/15/2026

Queen of Hearts crew!

08/09/2026

Another Car Roll-In is in the books, and Kris’s ego may never recover. 🚗🍺🍔

We officially survived another round of Cars, Grub & Beer, and we’re happy to report that maximum amounts of food, beer, and root beer floats were consumed. Tons of laughs were had, and several brilliant ideas were discussed... though Kris didn't hear a single one of them.
Why? Because Kris was too busy strutting around the grill with his chin pointed straight at the clouds after being repeatedly told he was serving the best burgers downtown. We’d love to roast him for it, but honestly? We can’t even hate. The man was legitimately slinging the best burgers in the zip code. We just hope his neck muscles recover from holding his head that high all day.

The Final Showdown: We have ONE MORE Car Roll-In coming up on September 12th. The Grubs Crew is currently resting up, stretching, and waiting to hit it hard one last time before the season ends.

Mark your calendars for Sept 12, bring your appetite, and come compliment Kris so his head stays elevated enough to flip your food.

Until next time, peeps! ✌️😎

08/08/2026

Look at the fun someone had! 🤖✨

Now, he claims it was his “grandson” who made this LEGO build... but we all know the truth, Kim. We all know. You put a box of LEGOs in front of this guy and literally nothing else in the world matters.
Absolute focus. Zero regrets.

Oh, the fun!

LEGO building for the Car Show this evening at The Legion! Come on down, check out the real cars, and see if you can spot the "master builders" in action! 🚗💨🎉

07/27/2026

🚨 ALERT: THE FLOOR MATS HAVE BEEN LIBERATED 🚨

A massive, sweat-drenched shoutout to the legendary crew who sacrificed their Sunday to wage war on our filthy floor mats:

Linda Schaefer
Linda’s Son (the muscle behind the power washer)
James from Graffix Plus (who willingly entered the blast zone on a scorching hot Sunday to clean the inside back door)

The best part? We didn't even have to supervise them! For the most part, everyone behaved themselves... except maybe Linda.
But let’s be honest, we all know Linda is an unhinged wild card who cannot be contained once water pressure is involved. 💦💣

Seriously though, it was badly needed. You guys are absolute rockstars, and we appreciate you more than you know!
..Now stop basking in the glory and get back to work.

Oh and ah, don't ask us who is sleeping on the bench because we just don't know.