01/06/2026
Tomorrow, Carnival awakens.
Tonight, we present a poem we absolutely did not steal 😉 from one of our masked writers.
Enjoy responsibly.
’Twas the Night Before King’s Day
’Twas the night before King’s Day, and all through the house,
In a quiet Uptown shotgun on old Magazine Street’s route,
Not a bead was yet tossed, not a ladder in sight,
But the city lay humming with barely held light.
The calendars waited, the rule still held fast
“No king cake till morning,” no matter how past
Some sinners had tasted too early, it’s true
They’d lost their ‘local card,’ as everyone knew.
The coffee pots rested, the ovens stood still,
But across New Orleans, with patience and will,
The bakers lay dreaming of sugar and dough,
Of cinnamon spirals soon ready to go.
Randazzo’s and Gambino’s, Antoine’s by dawn,
Coffee Science, Willa Jean’s lights flickering on.
Dough Nguyener’s (yes, spelled just that way), Ayu Bakehouse too,
Nolita stood ready, as all classics do.
And somewhere remembered, both humble and plain,
Was McKenzie’s, the O.G., no frills, no campaign
A little red cherry, like Rudolph’s bright nose,
Simple and faithful, as everybody knows.
From Mid-City to Metairie, the East to Uptown,
D**g Phuong would wake early and quietly crown
A kingdom of color, of green, gold, and purple delight
Waiting patiently for the first legal bite.
Each cake held a secret, absurd and revered
A tiny plastic baby, both honored and feared
Whoever would find it would shoulder the fate
Of hosting the next one, no arguing late.
The house creaked and settled, the streetcars lay still,
But the air held a promise you could almost feel.
For soon there’d be parades rolling bold through the days
Rex and Proteus leading in dignified ways.
Babylon plotting whimsy, Muses with throws,
Chaos and d’État stirring mischief they know.
Marching bands warming lips, brass polished just right,
While ladders waited patiently, out of sight.
And closer still, whispered in Carnival lore,
Came the greasing of poles at the Sonesta’s door.
Crew Members Friday, black tie balls gleaming bright,
Tradition and revelry sharing one night.
Back in the shotgun, the house breathed slow,
As the city leaned forward, ready to go.
For with sunrise and frosting and powdered-sugar sway,
Carnival would wake gently on King’s holy day.
So rest easy, New Orleans, your season is near,
Make room for King Cake, coffee, and guests,
For beads and revelry, a royal mess.
With a wink to the past and songs yet to be sung,
Laissez les bons temps rouler, y’all
Carnival has begun.
~ © 2026 Kevin Himel