04/12/2026
O gentle hearts, lend me thine ears…
For lo, this day marks our final breath upon the stage. At the stroke of two, our tale shall be told one last time, as fleeting as a sigh upon the wind. The doors shall open at half past one, welcoming all who dare to witness love, laughter, and lament before it fades into memory.
Come see I Hate Shakespeare by Steph DeFerie
this day at the Pix Community Center, 101 East Main St.
The hour is 2 o’clock, and thou may purchase thy ticket at the door upon arrival.
Alas, like my dear Romeo, our time is but brief… and soon, the curtain shall fall forevermore.
Come, I pray thee—be witness to this final hour, lest thou live to say, “I missed the end.”
Forever thine in sorrow and in stage,
Juliet 💔
