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08/21/2026

Subject: The English Language

1. The longest one-syllable word in the English
language is "screeched."

2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the
letters "mt".

3. Almonds are members of the peach family.

4. The symbol on the "pound" key ( #) is called an
octothorpe.

5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

6. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

7. The word "set" has more definitions than any other
word in the English language.

8. "Underground" is the only word in the English
language that begins and ends with the letters
"und."

9. There are only four words in the English language
which end in "-dous":...tremendous, horrendous,
stupendous, and hazardous.

10. The longest word in the English language, according
to the Oxford English Dictionary, is:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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08/20/2026

Did you hear they're remaking The Princess Bride with an all-potato cast? "Hello, my name is Idaho Montoya. You peeled my father. Prepare to fry."

- What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater.

- What's the difference between a yam and a sweet potato? $2.99 a pound.

- What do you call a potato with no arms or legs? An amputato.

- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

- What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator.

- What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best? Kringle Cut or Crisp Pringles

- I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids. Apparently, she left me two days ago.

- What did the twice-baked potato say before it was put in the oven? Damn, foiled again!

- Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate? The tortilla chip has a point.

08/19/2026

I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my r***e,
- Mistakes I cannot sea.
- I've run this poem threw it,
- I'm sure your pleased to no,
- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,
- My checker tolled me sew.
- Cents I began to youse it,
- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.
- My righting's sew much bettor now,
- Ware wood eye bee without won.

08/18/2026

- How do you know all su***de bombers self-identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end.

- What did the boomers say when ma*****na was legalized? "Society has gone to pot."

- Why do boomers type in all caps? BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS.

- What do you call someone with mediocre detonation skills? An OK Boomer.

- Why couldn’t the man wait to be in his mid-50s? He wanted to move to Oklahoma and become a boomer sooner.

- What do you call a 60-year-old flying in a fighter jet? A sonic boomer.

- OK boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day. It’s the boomerang effect.

- How does a kid tell you that their grandparents called?
‘60s kid: Grandma called.
‘70s kid: Gramps called.
‘80s kid: Granny called.
‘90s kid: Grandmother called.
Kids now: Boomerang.

08/17/2026

- I don’t make jokes about short people. They’re beneath me.

- Telling jokes about pizza is hard. It's all in the delivery.

- My girlfriend told me she would break up with me if I kept telling jokes about the USSR. Soviet.

- I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought. But, before I could, someone poached them.

- Jokes about food should not be criticized too parsley. They should be taken in-gest.

- Jokes about tech support really turn me off ... and then back on.

- Why don't mathematicians tell jokes about pi? Because they're never-ending and irrational!

- I was listening to a Russian in Russia making jokes about Putin. The jokes were average, but the ex*****on was excellent.

- Why are there no "knock-knock" jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings.

- I hate jokes about chickens. They're all fowl.

08/16/2026

Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble w**d.

- How do Chinese Cowboys greet each other? They say, "NiHowdy!"

- What do ghost cowboys wear? BoOoOts.

- How do German Cowboys greet each other? Audi.

- Where do Viking Cowboys go when they die? Y'allhalla.

- What do you call a "Gulf and Western" singer who's gained way too much weight? Jimmy Hit the Buffett

- All western rock classics are banned in North Korea. Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”.

- I called up a hotel, and the receptionist answered, "Hello, Best Western." I replied, "True Grit, starring John Wayne."

- Keanu Reeves was offered the lead role in Wild Wild West, but turned it down to do The Matrix. He really dodged a bullet there.

- How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to sing about how much they loved the old one.

08/15/2026

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

- Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]

- I changed my password. It’s now “incorrect,” so when you type the password, it will say your password is incorrect.

- My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

- So much for privacy...
Google: We really value your privacy.
Twitter: We’d never collect anything.
Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device.
Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about.

08/14/2026

- Someone tried to fight me because I bought the last steak. I told him, "I don't have any beef with you."

- What do you call a steak that’s been knighted by the queen? Sir Loin.

- Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market? It was a Big McSteak.

- How to make your steak taste better? Eat it with a bunch of vegans at the dinner table.

- What happens when you drop a steak on the floor? It becomes ground beef.

- How does Lady Gaga like her steak? Raw Raw Raw-Raw-Raw.

- I cracked open two eggs for breakfast this morning. One had two yolks, the other had a little chunk of steak. The double-yolker was great! The meaty-yolker was just okay.

- I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steakhouses. It will be for people who love meat tender.

- Girls look at me like I'm a steak ... and they're vegan.

08/13/2026

What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One's an elephant.

- I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

- I just got a new job at the zoo, circumcising the elephants. The pay isn’t great, but the tips are huge!

- What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.

- What do you give an elephant when it has diarrhea? A lot of space.

- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.

- What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

- An elephant went to the post office to get a PO Box. The clerk was happy to address the elephant in the room.

- What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a "BAHHH-ROOOM!!!"

- My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in the back seat of my car so ... I had to pop the trunk.

08/12/2026

HOW DO YOU ...?
How do you kill a blue Elephant?
With a blue elephant gun, obviously.

How do you kill a red elephant?
You choke it til it turns blue, then use a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a green elephant?
You tickle it until it turns red, then choke it until it turns blue, then use a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a purple elephant?
There's no such thing as a purple elephant, you moron.

How many elephants will fit in a Volkswagen?
Four, two in the front and two in the back.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
Elephant tracks in the butter.

How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Two sets of tracks.

How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
The door won't close.

How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
There's a Volkswagen parked out front.

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