09/03/2026
Our next meeting is Thursday at noon.
I would love to tell you who our speaker is, but unfortunately that information was stored in my carefully maintained Excel schedule, which has now been permanently, unalterably, and — according to our finest IT experts — impressively corrupted.
So at the moment, our speaker is less “to be announced” and more “known only to the vanished spreadsheet gods.”
The good news is that I’m fairly certain someone was scheduled to speak, and I’m hoping that person remembers this fact without the benefit of a reminder from me, the calendar, or divine intervention.
If no speaker appears, I have two backup plans:
Perform my little-known stand-up act, which is little-known for several excellent reasons.
Give a presentation on the McGovern Center, which may or may not be better than the stand-up act. Early polling is inconclusive.
There is also a remote possibility that we will sing “The Sidewalks of New York,” though I want to be clear that no one has requested this, and several people may actively oppose it.
In any case, please join us Thursday at noon for a delicious Bradley’s meal, good company, and what promises to be either a scintillating program or a memorable organizational improvisation.
Hope to see you there.
Joel