10/31/2019
**Important Statement** (posted again accidently deleted first time)
Thot Patrol will officially be conducting no more business. We want to let you guys know that through careful and sad consideration the decision to shut down all operations has been made. We will no longer be aiding or providing help at local bars or parties. So on that note here are some important notes to take on bar safety.
Watch your drink or leave it watched by a friend. That creepy dude hitting on you at the bar or party may be trying to take advantage of you with drugs and roofies.
Have a safe ride: If you are too broke to have a safe ride like uber or lyft then you are too broke to be drinking somewhere outside of your stumbling distance.
No fighting . I dont care if you are starting a fight club or someone is trying to box you over a lighter. Just remember the other person doesn't care if you or them go to jail.
Invite people you trust to parties. You never know if the one person you dont know is gonna end up stealing all your stuff or destroying it.
If your bar has bouncers talk to them. If you see something suspicious let them know. They will keep an eye on them so you dont have to. If your bar has no bouncers talk to a bartender or bar owner. Its your chance to relax let them worry.
Besides being a living meme like we tried, we also did care about safety . watching over yourself should always be your first line of defence, not always us or bouncers, we only try to help.You know whats going on with your safety better than us.
You might still see us at conventions because they are pretty fun.
Best regards,
Thot Patrol.