05/31/2026
🚨 INTERPOL GARDEN DIVISION REPORT 🚨
ATTENTION, GUMSHOES:
A major breakthrough has been made in the Crop Swap Leonardo investigation.
Agents have confirmed a sighting of notorious produce distribution magnate 🍆 EGGPLANT ESCOBAR, also known as The Capo di Caponata, at the Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants Crop Swap.
đź“Ť LOCATION CONFIRMED:
55 Appleton Ave
(Corner of Appleton & Viola)
Field agents report that the active exchange site is currently operating from the driveway on Viola Avenue and remains active every Sunday and Monday.
Evidence recovered at the scene includes:
🍅 Multiple varieties of tomato plants
🌱 Snap pea seedlings
🌵 Aloe plants
🌿 Fresh-cut herbs for seasoning your culinary operations
🌻 Seeds of all kinds
Authorities remind citizens that while the exchange of produce remains technically legal, the redistribution of excessive abundance continues to be closely monitored.
Remember, gumshoes:
👉 Take what you need.
👉 Bring what you don’t.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants Crop Swap can be found at 55 Appleton Ave every Sunday and Monday, where agents have documented an ongoing exchange of plants, produce, herbs, cuttings, and seeds.
Investigators have also uncovered reports of suspicious activity involving the nearby Yellow Curbside Curio Mystery Box, which appears to have been recently restocked.
🕵️ Additional intelligence suggests a lemonade stand may be operating in the vicinity.
Proceed accordingly.
INTERPOL GARDEN DIVISION believes Eggplant Escobar may be using the Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants Crop Swap as a temporary distribution hub. Witnesses describe the suspect as frequently accompanied by suspicious quantities of basil and operating an underground network of gardeners, seed savers, and tomato enthusiasts.
STATUS:
🍆 ARMED WITH PARMESAN
The search for Bell Pepper Bandita continues…
