Middleburg Heights Community Group Parody

08/28/2026

Hilarious how Ryan "The Quitter" McClain posts how he hates the Berea City School District for so called "verbal abuse", "mental abuse", "physical abuse" and WORSE.

He doesn't name the teachers, staff or students (go figure) for any accountability. None. Not one name.

He's also pro-school choice and against DEI.

BUT!!
Instead of sending his kid to a school he wants to, he sends his kid to the SAME "ABUSIVE DISTRICT".
(Father of the Year Award)
ALSO, his kid who has special needs is in DEI programs.

You can't make this 💩 up.

We feel bad for ANY teacher who has to deal with Ryan "The Fake Republican" McClain.

What a F@&KING embarrassment.

08/26/2026

The imagination this lil kid has is crazy funny with sprinkles of multiple levels of narcissism.

He again left the "Libertarian" party (x8) and is jumping 2 feet into MAGA conservative again. (x9)

He loves claiming he's being attracted.
We guess being told the truth is an attack?

High ranking podcasters? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The podcast he's talking about barely registers anywhere. It's only known to a handful of local conservatives.

Claiming multiple current State Senators are messaging him privately to threaten him about running for an election.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They probably know he's just going to quit or lose again. We put quit 1st because he does that the most.
Also, notice how he doesn't name any podcast or Senators. 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe the Election Simulator Game he is playing in his bedroom at his mom's house is sending him notifications to stop running because he can't win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe we should warm Tommy Massie about an obsessed stalker.🥰😘🥰

We can only agree with 1 thing The Middleburg Heights Quitter said in this very mental word salad.
"I'm not even elected anywhere."
Yep, and You're Welcome Everyone.🤣🤣🤣😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣🤣

08/25/2026

This is just the saddest news.

The World lost a Legend today.

Dolly Parton, the beloved music and film star known for her vibrant personality and poignant songwriting, has died. She was 80 years old.

08/23/2026

Good morning Middleburg Heights.

The weather is looking great today and the rest of the week.

How about those tornado sirens and phone alerts yesterday. We lucked out on that one.

Have a good rest of the weekend and be safe Middleburg Heights.

E

08/21/2026

Hope everyone had a great day today.
School started, parents got a little bit of that alone time they missed so much.🤣🤣🤣

Just be careful out there. Kids are walking home, riding their bikes home and just being out with friends.

Stay safe Middleburg Heights.

08/19/2026

Ryan " Fake Republican" made a post supporting a Florida Governor candidate knowing he made RACIST comments about an African America candidate.

People even showed proof of his RACIST comments and Ryan still stood up for him saying "He's just joking around."

*Update* Ryan "It's Just A Joke" McClain deleted his post support the Racist. Hint: The Racist Lost.🤣🤣

We know Ryan "The Quitter" McClain isn't running for anything right now (it's only 9:30 pm and he might make an announcement running for the Mayor of Parma soon🤣🤣🤣) but, knowing his history of making fun of Women and Veterans and saying "it's just me joking around" is just disgusting.

Maybe he was brought up that way.
Maybe he's looking for attention he never got while growing up.
We don't know. But, having a Racist Bigot run for anything around here is disturbing.

*These comments are just our opinion.🙂

08/17/2026

STOP CALLING RYAN "FLIP FLOP" MCCLAIN A FLIP FLOPPER!

It's not like he just ran and embarrassingly quit a race as a Facebook Libertarian.

WAIT!!! He did??

Well, at least he's not saying he's a Republican again for the 16th time.

He's doing what??

So now people all over are calling his a Fake Republican.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We know he's concerned about people's privacy and not posting other people's EKG's and violating HIPAA Laws.

HE DID WHAT!!!!!!

Ooooohhh boy.😃

08/15/2026

We can read all day about, uneducated....oops, we mean Social Media Dr's🤣🤣🤣 talk about Autism and how their kids or other people's kids are victim of BIg Pharma and the Government.

It can't be because your family has a history of medical problems. It has to be BIG PHARMA. NOTHING CAN BE INHERITED. 🤣🤣
It has to be a gene that is extremely twisted to only fit their "medical freedom" propaganda that gets them clicks and views.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Silly Facebook Medical Freedom Fighters and Facebook Politicians.
🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣💊💉💥❤️‍🔥🧨☢️🌡️🛜📶💩🚨🤡👹👽🥸🦴🌈🦃🍆📢🔌💻🩺🩻🧬📡🧲🏳️‍🌈

08/15/2026

Of course,
Ryan "I Got Beat Up By A Girl" McClain" supports a candidate who won't speak to women.

Ryan calls women Cows and Whales publicly. Just imagine what he calls Women in private.
He supported and voted for the government to tell Women what they can and cannot do with their bodies.

Very disgusting and disturbing behavior.






*All posts and comments are our Opinions 🙂

08/14/2026

Soooooo, Ryan "The Quitter" McClain got his thong all twisted about a group that plays the white privilege card.
So he calls this group a bunch of LIBERTARIAN!!!!!

Yep, Ryan "The Limp Libertarian " McLain called that group a bunch of Libertarians.
The same political party he represents in almost ALL of his failed election attempts.

We'll leave some of the screenshots of his proud stance with HIS Libertarian Party in the comments.

Also, this post and comments are just our opinions.