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Is the pink egg ok ?F:71:5½
06/19/2026

Is the pink egg ok ?
F:71:5½

On vacation in Aruba. Banana for scale.
06/19/2026

On vacation in Aruba. Banana for scale.

Sincere apologies but the banana can no longer be used for scale. Rationale: Lemon for scale
06/19/2026

Sincere apologies but the banana can no longer be used for scale.
Rationale: Lemon for scale

There is a woman who lives in my town that I refer to as "The Mad Pooper'. For years, she has walked her dog all around ...
06/19/2026

There is a woman who lives in my town that I refer to as "The Mad Pooper'. For years, she has walked her dog all around on the many trails and roads in the area, some of which I also use to walk my dogs.
She seems to be diligent about scooping her dog's p**p- but then she drops the carefully tied sack wherever she just scooped from- the side of the road, the middle of the trail, on someone's driveway, at the base of a mailbox post, etc.
I've never personally seen her, but have spoken with people who have confronted her over this behavior- she apparently gets quite flustered and yells back 'But he's a rescue! He's a rescue!' and then scrambles away.
One time I was accused of being The Mad Pooper because I was carrying a green p**p sack that was similar in color to what she had been using at the time- as in, someone spotted me from inside their house and literally chased me down.
Since then, I only purchase rainbow colored p**p sacks so I can change to a totally different color than The Mad Pooper is currently using. Have not been accused of being The Mad Pooper since I adopted this practice.

F, 50, 8.5, currently 4 dogs, banana for scale

This is a photo of my window. I killed an apparently pregnant fly and all the little maggot babies exploded out and star...
06/19/2026

This is a photo of my window. I killed an apparently pregnant fly and all the little maggot babies exploded out and started crawling around. A horrifying scene if you personify the fly (personifly?). No banana, they attract flies.

Hello fellow Dullsters and Dullettes.I finally have something (hopefully) worthy of sharing, and I actually caught it on...
06/18/2026

Hello fellow Dullsters and Dullettes.

I finally have something (hopefully) worthy of sharing, and I actually caught it on camera!

Not unlike the time my phone fell out of my back pocket into a toilet and landed perfectly across the bowl, avoiding the water entirely. Unfortunately, since the phone and the camera were the same object, I was unable to document that miracle. But that’s a different story.

A few days ago, I bought a large box of cherries and sorted them by ripeness. I threw away about five cherries right away, then divided the rest into three batches. I ate the first batch two days ago, the second yesterday, and today I went to wash the final batch—the least ripe when purchased.

To my surprise, I found around seven spoiled cherries and this monstrosity. ChatGPT informed me that it was a fairly impressive case of mold and advised me to discard the entire remaining batch, which I reluctantly did, despite several cherries appearing perfectly fine.

What fascinated me was that these three cherries were firmly bound together by this strange white silky growth, almost as if nature had decided to invent cherry Velcro.

So, is this worthy of sharing here?

Have any of you ever seen mold like this? Would you also have thrown away the seemingly edible cherries from the same batch? And, most importantly, will you forgive the absence of a banana for scale?

Female, 40, Colombian living in Portugal. Cherries from Spain.

What’s the oldest object in your house?Mines this fools gold ammonite I found on charmouth beach approximately 190 milli...
06/18/2026

What’s the oldest object in your house?
Mines this fools gold ammonite I found on charmouth beach approximately 190 million years old.

BarbecueDon’t trust any barbecue joint that doesn’t set a giant roll of paper towels on the table. Real barbecue is not ...
06/18/2026

Barbecue
Don’t trust any barbecue joint that doesn’t set a giant roll of paper towels on the table. Real barbecue is not a fork-and-dignity experience.

Stock photo with a banana sketched in for scale.

Okay, my fullow dullows, the box on the left from CVS store, the box on the right from Amazon.The wipes are the same siz...
06/18/2026

Okay, my fullow dullows, the box on the left from CVS store, the box on the right from Amazon.
The wipes are the same size, in the same size package.
Left box measures
4.5 x 4 x 7.5 inches
Right box measures
5.75 x 3.75 x 6.75 inches
Less than one square inch overall difference. Just why? Shelf space, shipping requirements?

Male 70, shoe size 8WWWWide, fake banana for scale.

I found this rock fish at a thrift store, and thought I'd make y'all's day, as it made mine. Shoulda bought it, tbh.
06/18/2026

I found this rock fish at a thrift store, and thought I'd make y'all's day, as it made mine. Shoulda bought it, tbh.

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