11/27/2025
🦃🐶 ATTENTION, THANKSGIVING HUMANS:
Your dog would like to make a formal announcement:
“I am absolutely capable of eating an entire turkey, a stick of butter, and half the dessert table.
I am NOT capable of digesting any of that.”
So before you let those puppy eyes scam you into a gastrointestinal disaster, here’s your friendly reminder:
🍗 YES: Plain turkey, sweet potato, green beans.
🧄 NO: Turkey bones, garlic, onions, stuffing, pie, or “just one little bite” of anything sketchy.
🍞 MAYBE: Bread — but only if you want to live with the consequences later.
And for the love of gravy,
do not let Aunt Linda feed the dog.
Aunt Linda’s love has no limits and your vet bill cannot handle her enthusiasm.
Keep it safe, keep it simple, keep the dog from exploding.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃💛🐶