MayBe Nots

07/21/2025

The Mayville MayBeNots Report: A Near Miss with the Legendary Sasquatch

Mayville, MI – A brisk Saturday evening kept us from a full Squatch Watch but, the MayBeNots, gathered for what was almost, nearly, kind of, sort of, probably seen, a second almost of the elusive beast himself.

According to our weekend team leader, the moment came just as we were packing up after several hours of intense observation (and after a heated debate over whether Doritos or Funyuns are the better snack).

When out of a shadowy thicket a rustle of leaves, a breaking of twigs, or maybe a screeching of Owls. Could’ve been a person or a deer.

This “almost sighting” marks the second time in as many weeks we’ve reported nearly seeing a Sasquatch. Marking a significant increase in fleeting glimpses this summer season. Stick with us for updates as we’re sure we will barely perceive a BigFoot soon.

The group plans to meet again next week, armed with better snacks, new binoculars, and a renewed sense of vague optimism.

Field reported by Self certified CryptoZoologist and founder of The MayBeNots

Terry
CCZ

07/17/2025

🦶🫣 Still No Bigfoot Sighting in Mayville… Again. 🫣🦶

Well folks, the MayBeNots (officially: Mayville Area Yeti & Bigfoot Existence in Nature, Otherworld and Transcendence Society) wrapped up our 187th consecutive search this weekend… and once again, Bigfoot refused to RSVP.

We scoured the woods. We left out ethically sourced beef jerky. We even played Enya to set the transcendental vibe. Nada. Zip. One of us did mistake a guy in a Carhartt suit relieving himself behind the Dollar General, but after a tense standoff and an apology letter, we confirmed it was just Carl from the bowling league.

Highlights of the outing:
• 3 false alarms (2 raccoons, 1 hairy tree stump).
• 1 truly moving group chant to the “Forest Whisperer” (aka Susan’s sound bowl app).
• Zero interdimensional portals, but we did get weird vibes near the bait shop.

So while we didn’t spot the big guy, we did have an encounter with the spirit of togetherness, a cooler full of mystery meat, and what we’re calling a “blurry smudge of hope” on someone’s flip phone camera.

Stay tuned for next month’s expedition: “Sasquatch & S’mores: A Fireside Vigil.” Bring your flashlights. And your imagination.

07/17/2025

We’re in the throws of the “dog days of summer” and the heat is keeping things quiet up in Mayville.

But, still No Bigfoot Sighting in Mayville… Again.

Well folks, the MayBeNots Mayville Area Yeti & Bigfoot Existence in Nature, Otherworld and Transcendence Society wrapped up our 187th consecutive search this weekend… and once again, Bigfoot refused to RSVP.

We scoured the woods. We left out ethically sourced beef jerky. We even played Enya to set the transcendental vibe. Nada. Zip. One of us did mistake a guy in a Carhartt suit relieving himself behind the Dollar General, but after a tense standoff and an apology letter, we confirmed it was just Carl from the bowling league.

Highlights of the outing:
• 3 false alarms (2 raccoons, 1 hairy tree stump).
• 1 truly moving group chant to the “Forest Whisperer” (aka Susan’s sound bowl app).
• Zero interdimensional portals, but we did get weird vibes near the bait shop.

So while we didn’t spot the big guy, we did have an encounter with the spirit of togetherness, a cooler full of mystery meat, and what we’re calling a “blurry smudge of hope” on someone’s flip phone camera.

Stay tuned for next month’s expedition: “Sasquatch & S’mores: A Fireside Vigil.” Bring your flashlights. And your imagination.

03/09/2025

Well it’s everyone’s least favorite day of the year (aka, spring forward) as if we don’t lose enough sleep worrying about the Sasquatch stepping on the freshly sprouted crocus and stealing all our JackLinks, our clocks jump forward an hour and the sun sets after 7:00.

Next week we’ll be chasing rainbows and leprechauns in search of enough gold to fund our Sasquatch research. Followed by the sneaky Easter Bunny and a peak 5-6 month long Squatch sighting season in Michigan.

I hope I can count on the CryptoZoological experts on the MAYBENOT team to spread the word to their friends and followers how important our research is and how thirsty Sasquatch hunting can be.

Clearly, there are few things more important than quenching our thirst, (well maybe there are, I’ll leave the list making to you) but there is one thing for sure, we need to get the word out about our important mission here at MAYBENOTS.

So feel free to post your Sasquatch sighting experiences (or other cryptozoological anomalies) here and invite your friends to like and follow the page.

09/02/2024

Well, we’re nearly at the end of another great summer here at the Mayville Area Yeti and Bigfoot Existence in the Nature, Otherworld and Transcendence Society headquarters (conveniently located in Mayville Michigan) and though we thought hard about seeing a Sasquatch this summer it just wasn’t in the cards.

As the weather cools, the leaves turn and visibility increases this autumn, I hope to continue avoiding Sasquatch sightings while enjoying a cool beer or whiskey and cigar on the back porch but you never know what might happen. 🤔

Stay vigilant fellow CryptZs and be sure to report any sightings of make believe creatures you might encounter.

10/26/2023

Posts on the page have been as rare as an actual Sasquatch sighting.

I spent most of the summer honing my observation skills and pretending to focus on next level CryptoZoological studies.

Although real evidence is had to find, there are a few clips and short videos that have been posted recently that some skeptics find just as unbelievable as all previously posted clips and short videos. It’s time to root out these phonies and expose them for the frauds they are.

Take a peek at the bit below and judge for yourselves but, it’s rubbish like this that makes we few legitimate CryptoZoologists look a bit foolish trying to bring Truth and Justice to our fledgling scientific field.

The clip is an obvious and poor attempt to stir up some BigFoot headlines. Everyone knows a Sasquatch would never sit “criss cross applesauce”, it’s the most difficult of sitting positions to quickly stand a flee from danger from.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi8korFtpKCAxUKmmoFHT7DC6gQFnoECA0QAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Di5uY2ytofqQ&usg=AOvVaw1rbV3ZCjSKRtGza-dHC5bS&opi=89978449

08/25/2023

The technology has finally caught up and our photo technicians we were able to make some significant strides in digital remastering of the infamous (meaning “more than famous”) Patterson film, to help clean up the pixelization of Squatch.

The editing team worked into the wee hours of the morning to fine tune the image and bring it into focus. I’ve studied the film stills for several hours now and as a self Certified CryptoZoologist, I can attest to the veracity that is the long disputed film.

07/15/2023