03/13/2026
In the last week, a Jewish man was beaten on the street in San Jose for speaking Hebrew, a truck laden with explosives was driven into Jewish day-school in Detroit, in New York whole neighborhoods are no-go zones for Jews, less than a year ago a rabbi in NYC was beaten on the sidewalk in front of a synagogue.
So, I wanted to see how bad it was.
Yesterday's experiment was simple. Walk around a blue college town wearing a kippah and see if people harass me. By "walk around" I mean just that, casually walk around, eyes down, hands in pockets. Quiet Thursday afternoon, minding my business.
So I dressed conservatively (nice blue and white shirt, black coat and matching black satin kippah), determined that should anyone ask, my "cover story" was I just I was driving down 39 on business wanted a picture of the old synagogue so I made a quick stop.
At first I thought it was going to be a total white pill. It was windy, I didn't tape my kippah on, and contrary to popular belief, Hashem does not hold it on your head for you! So yes, there were comical moments and I caught laughter out of the corner of my eye.
Then, the weirdness started. Guy turned around on a bike and came for me. Uh oh. Just wanted to ask about conversion. Had to confess it's just a social experiment and I'm just a gentile with Jewish friends who went to temple and handful of times in my 20s. Then another guy yelled across the square at me "I'm from the tribe of Judah!!" Weird "downtown" type, ya know.
Then another guy approached me and asked for a blessing and I was like "um. I'm not a rabbi" (thinking please God let this light change so I can get to my car!)
Then some other guy approached and wanted to be a good Samaritan and I quickly defused the situation "only thing harassing me is the wind!, haha" but definitely scurrying a bit as my presence was starting to, well, cause a scene! And then as I was basically j-walking across Water Street to get away I hear someone from behind me saying "the Lord works in mysterious ways."Experiment was cut "very" short. Never even made it to campus (where you'd expect the anti-semitic harassment to be real).
Conclusions:
1) I can't properly do the experiment because an older, conservatively dressed man with a big white beard doesn't just "look Jewish," you look like a rabbi. And the weirdos hanging around the square were all very curious as to who I was and what I was doing there.
2) The "harassment" was largely innocent, yes, but that kind of just insane level of visibility. No one wants to stand out like that! Like, if there are people with ill intentions, you're so damn visible that everyone in a 6 block radius "sees" you.
As a child I was always taught that refusing to leave your comfort zone was a sign of cowardice. So, I left my comfort zone. And as predicted, it was not comfortable.But it definitely helped me see the world through the eyes of my Jewish friends. I was stopped 4 times inside of 15 minutes.
OTOH as I admitted, the big bushy white beard probably screwed my experiment up.
2 or 3 times in my life I considered converting to Judaism. It's an extremely common path for ex-Southern evangelicals with broken families. The reason I didn't in college was I found the local reform synagogue to be, well, spiritually empty. I could "go through the motions" at any big mainline protestant church in town, don't need to convert for that.
The reason I didn't at later points was, well, idk. Religious conversion is a huge commitment. Southern evangelicals view changing churches (Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ) as almost like changing clothes, but when you start talking about conversion to a big, full blown religion, with calendars and holy days and thousand year old traditions (Judaism, Catholicism), that's a big commitment to make.
And also a bit of an inferiority complex. I was a failed teacher, a truck driver. Honestly I felt like I'd just be looked down upon. (And that might actually be true in some secular reform synagogues filled with upper-class professionals, but that's not where the real culture is, anyway. Chabad has the culture, and they don't "just go through the motions.")
And the more I think about it, the more I wonder that, if my dharma were to be Jewish, why would the lord have put me in a situation where the reform synagogue only has services on my work week, the conservative synagogue doesn't answer emails, and the Chabad house is 3 and a half hours away?
Instead I'm in a town with 4 catholic churches. And Catholicism does have a rich philosophical tradition.
And in case you can't tell, this isn't just a diary-post, it's also a confession of a deep desire for a spiritual connection and deep regret that I turned my back in the spiritual side of the human condition for 20 years.