10/18/2026
Let's talk about that face. π¬
When an opossum feels cornered, it opens wide, hisses, growls and drools. Fifty teeth, all on display. It looks like something straight out of a horror movie.
It's a bluff. Opossums are slow and they know it. They can't outrun a dog or outfight one, so they put on the scariest show they've got and hope you back off.
If you meet one in your yard: back away, bring your pets inside, and give it a way out. It will leave on its own. It wants nothing to do with you.
Fifty teeth. Zero interest in you.