Longmont Police K-9 Association

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We are a non-profit organization that provides essential care, training resources and advocacy to honour and protect these loyal working partners through their lives.

06/15/2026

VOLUME UP🔉🔊

Training was apparently sponsored by a Call of Duty smoke gr***de.

Visibility: 0%.

Confidence: 100%.

At one point Bear seemed personally offended by the amount of smoke and would like it noted that “finding people is significantly easier when you can actually see and your sniffer isn’t clouded with smoke.”

Despite the challenging working conditions, the suspect was located, justice was served, and payment was collected in the form of a ball.

Another successful mission. 🎾🐕‍🦺💨

06/12/2026

Bear out here looking like a lizard sprinting on two legs 95% of the time… but that other 5%? Pure cinematic excellence. 🎬

🚨🐾 FINAL CASE UPDATE: JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 🦨🐾After an extensive investigation, multiple witness interviews, and an ov...
06/10/2026

🚨🐾 FINAL CASE UPDATE: JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 🦨🐾

After an extensive investigation, multiple witness interviews, and an overwhelming amount of public support, we can officially report that the skunk suspect has been identified.

The suspect was located earlier today at a local establishment known as The Stinky Whisker Tavern, where he was reportedly attempting to lay low and enjoy a root beer after becoming the most wanted skunk in the county.

Animal Control responded swiftly and took the suspect into custody without incident.

The suspect’s legal team fought vigorously for his release, arguing that Delta violated his 4th amendment rights by entering his personal space and that the odor deployed was “reasonable force.” Unfortunately for them, those arguments failed to pass the sniff test.

Following the arrest, Delta was granted an opportunity to meet with her assailant and have a brief discussion. While the contents of that conversation remain sealed, witnesses report the suspect looked significantly less confident afterward.

With justice finally served, Delta has officially withdrawn her retirement papers and announced she will remain on active duty.

In recognition of her bravery, resilience, and willingness to endure a 1:30 AM decontamination bath, Delta was awarded the prestigious Purple Bone Award.

She was also presented with a gift basket from her many supporters containing treats, toys, and enough tennis balls to ensure department morale remains stable for the foreseeable future.

Delta would like to thank everyone who followed her story, offered advice, shared laughs, and supported her through this difficult investigation.

Final Case Status:
🦨 Suspect: Apprehended
🚔 Case: Closed
🏅 Purple Bone Award: Received
🎁 Fan Gift Basket: Received
🎾 Tennis Balls: Secured
🏖️ Retirement: Canceled
🐕 Mood: Outstanding

As for Delta, she is now resting comfortably, accepting congratulations, and reminding everyone that while justice may be blind…

…it definitely isn’t odor-proof.

06/06/2026

When the decoy thought they were safe behind a closed door…

K9 Pipo: "Clever girl." 🦖

What started as a civil hide nearly turned into a live bite the second K9 Pipo figured out the door handle. 🐾🚪😳

06/05/2026

We had a great time joining the Frederick High School Summer Academy and helping students get a behind-the-scenes look at the world of police K9s!

The Summer Academy, organized by the school’s SRO, gives students the opportunity to learn about the many emergency services and first responders who serve their community. Our team was proud to demonstrate how police K9s train, work, and live, while answering questions about the unique partnership between handlers and their canine partners.

Thank you to the students for their enthusiasm and engagement, and to the Frederick High School SRO for inviting us to be part of such a valuable program. We look forward to seeing the next generation of community leaders and public servants!

Lots of paws, plenty of questions, and a great day connecting with students! 🐾🚔

🚨🐾 K9 DELTA UPDATE 🐾🚨After our previous report, many of you recommended the classic dish soap, hydrogen peroxide, and ba...
06/01/2026

🚨🐾 K9 DELTA UPDATE 🐾🚨

After our previous report, many of you recommended the classic dish soap, hydrogen peroxide, and baking soda decontamination protocol.

You all spoke… and this is how Delta felt about your mixture.

While it certainly helped with the smell, Delta would like it officially noted that being scrubbed down at 1:30 AM against her will was not part of her career expectations. Being given a SECOND bath within 48 hours is undeniably an abuse of authority.

As a result, she is now demanding a BOLO be issued for the skunk suspect, has threatened to get HR involved if justice is not served, and is reportedly considering early retirement due to what she describes as “an unsafe work environment.”

Delta has also requested immediate notification if the suspect is apprehended by Animal Control. She insists on a face-to-face meeting “for investigative purposes” and definitely not for revenge.

In an effort to improve morale, her Handler later provided Delta with treats and not one, not two, but THREE balls to play with. Sources report this resulted in a slight improvement in attitude, though she maintains that compensation does not replace justice.

Current Status:
🛁 Smell: Improved
🐕 Attitude: Slightly improved
🦨 Suspect: Still at large
📄 Complaints filed by Delta: 17 and counting
🎾 Balls received: 3
🏖️ Retirement threats: Ongoing

Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of the striped suspect is encouraged to come forward. Delta assures us she “just wants to talk.”

Disclaimer: Delta does not, in fact, just want to talk.

🚨🐾 K9 INCIDENT REPORT: SUSPECT IDENTIFIED 🦨The suspect was short, suspicious, heavily armed, and smelled like pure felon...
05/30/2026

🚨🐾 K9 INCIDENT REPORT: SUSPECT IDENTIFIED 🦨

The suspect was short, suspicious, heavily armed, and smelled like pure felony.

At approximately “way too late at night,” K9 Delta was released for a routine potty break. Moments later, she returned to the patrol car foaming at the mouth, smelling absolutely criminal, and aggressively rubbing her back across the grass like she was trying to erase evidence from the scene.

Witnesses then observed the suspect — identified as one angry skunk — hobbling away from the area with no injuries and only a slightly damaged ego.

Unfortunately for Delta, backup arrived in the form of a 1:30 AM emergency bath… which she would like formally documented as a violation of her rights.

Current case status:
🦨 Suspect fled scene
🐕 Delta smells slightly less illegal
🛁 Patrol vehicle morale remains low

No officers were harmed… unless you count everyone’s noses.

05/28/2026

Pipo, aka Pip or P**i, loves to mosh! He gets so excited to do his job, play at home or greet his partner that he moshes outside of his job- just without the teeth! It’s just his personality.

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