06/02/2026
Do you hear what I hear?!?🎄🧌🎄
I’s all happening, and it’s all coming together, friends! We are just 10 days away from opening night of Elves 1989!!! And it’s already almost sold out!🤘
What on earth is Elves 1989?!? Only our world premiere parody production of the classic ‘80s film, that captures all the moments you forgot and oh, so much more…
…Sick of the holidays, crass commercialism, and her lame job at the mall, Kirsten invites her two besties to perform a ritual to denounce Christmas. But their innocent ceremony in the woods accidently awakens a deadly dark elf, intent on taking over the world with an evil elf army.
Now with the aid of a department store Santa, Kirsten must stop the gruesome terror before the elves destroy Christmas and the world.
Know that you’ve never seen anything like it, onstage and beyond. You know what to do, Long Beach, grab your tickets now, before it’s tooo laaate!!!! mwaaah ha hahahahaa!🎄🧌🎄
We can’t wait to share this one with you. Only 13 shows y’all. See you there!