Little Red Riding Hood

02/02/2026

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye bold lassies who tame the iron steeds on these treacherous February seas—er, streets! When the winds howl like a kraken's roar an' the snow flurries lash like cannon fire, 'tis no time to swab the deck indoors. Nay! Don yer waterproof garb, strap on them glowin' lanterns fer visibility, an' pedal through the tempest with the spirit o' Blackbeard 'imself. Shiver me timbers, the thrill o' defeatin' the elements be worth every soggy sock! Share yer tales o' victory in the comments, or tag a matey to join the raid. Arrr, let's make this winter our greatest adventure! ❄️🌧️🚴‍♀️ ⚓️👊🏻

01/27/2026

🏴‍☠️ **Ahoy, ye landlubbers!** 🏴‍☠️
Hear ye, hear ye! ☠️ Today be the **FINAL DAY** to sign yer name in the ship’s log for the **Little Red Riding Hood Bike-On**! When the sun dips below the horizon, the gates be **closed for good** — no latecomers, no second chances, arrr! Get over to https://www.lrrh.org/.

So hoist yer courage, grab yer trusty steed, and join the grand ride before time runs out ⏳🚲 Miss it, and ye’ll be singin’ sea shanties of regret!

⚓ **Spread the word** like a message in a bottle — **share this post** with every mate, scallywag, and cyclist ye know, so none be left stranded on shore!

Now move, move, move! 🏃‍♂️💨 The clock be tickin’, and the adventure awaits! 🏴‍☠️🔥

01/22/2026

Arrr, ye scurvy swabs and merry mateys! ☠️ The grand voyage into the tale o' Little Red Riding Hood be settin' sail soon, but registration closes on January 27th! Don't let the big bad wolf sn**ch yer spot—sign up now or walk the plank! ⚓ And hoist the sails by sharin' this post with yer crew o' friends so they don't miss the adventure neither! https://www.lrrh.org/🏴‍☠️🐺🧺🦜

01/19/2026

Arrr, me hearties! ☠️🚴‍♀️ The days be growin’ longer and the legs be growin’ stronger, forged by cold winds, stubborn climbs, and miles stolen before the sun dared rise. Each pedal stroke be a promise—spring’s on the horizon and we’ll be ready to plunder it.

So hoist yer helmets, tighten them straps, and ride on with grit in yer grin. The seas be rough now, but the treasure? Strong legs and golden days ahead.

01/15/2026

Arrr, me hearties in SLC! Ye scallywags seekin' a fierce mid-winter skirmish to test yer mettle? Or just cravin' some sparklin' new plunder at 20% off the treasure? Weigh anchor and ally yerselves with our trusty swabs at Contender Bicycles fer a rollickin' romp to stay shipshape and strut yer stuff on the high roads!

01/12/2026

🏴‍☠️🚴‍♀️ **Avast, Little Red Riding Riders!** 🚴‍♀️🏴‍☠️

Arrr, gather round, me fearless crew of road-riding pirates! Before ye set sail upon the asphalt seas, heed this one mighty rule:

⚓ **Tend yer chain, ye scallywags!**
Give it a quick wipe and a splash o’ l**e, and yer trusty steed will run smooth, silent, and swift — ready to outrun wolves, winds, and any cursed hills that dare cross yer path.

A well-kept chain be the difference between plunderin’ miles… or walkin’ the plank.

🏴‍☠️ **Now tell me, ye salty riders:**
When do *ye* l**e yer chain?
⚓ Before every ride
⚓ Once a week
⚓ Only when it starts complainin’ like a landlubber

Sound off in the comments, me hearties! 🏴‍☠️

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01/09/2026

🏴‍☠️⚓ Throwback Thursday, ye scallywags! 🚴‍♀️

Cast yer eyes back to past voyages of the Little Red Riding Hood Bike Tour—when we pillaged the hills, conquered the miles, and collected memories richer than buried treasure. 💎Share a photo from a past ride and let’s relive those legendary adventures! Arrr you ready?

🚲🏴‍☠️

01/06/2026

Ahoy, lasses! Pedal like a pirate through the enchanted woods and plunder the big bad wolf of cancer! 🏴‍☠️🧺🚲🌳 Register now for the "Little Red Riding Hood” bike ride at https://www.lrrh.org/ — a swashbuckling women's cycling event fundraising for cancer research. Don your pirate capes, fill yer treasure baskets, and sail scenic trails while supporting survivors and hunting for a cure.

Event date: June 6th – so hoist the sails and register now! Let's rewrite the fairy tale with pirate hope and b***y for good. Gather your crew and spread the word across the seven seas—share this post with your fellow scallywags and let 'em know the voyage is ready for boardin'!"

01/05/2026

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, Mates! 🏴‍☠️

The Little Red Registration be openin’ January 6 and closin’ January 27—or sooner if we fill the ship and hit our 3,000-rider cap! ⚓🚴‍♀️

Don’t be left on shore—hoist yer sails and claim yer spot at lrrh.org.
When the crew be full, the gates be shut

01/04/2026

Ahoy, Little Red Riders! 🏴‍☠️
The Little Red Boutique is OPEN and the treasure is HOT! ⚓️🔥

Snag yer Little Red jersey in racerback, sleeveless, short-sleeve, long-sleeve, and men’s sizes—gear fit for every fierce pirate on two wheels. 🚴‍♀️❤️

🗓 Order by March 1 to guarantee arrival for the ride
💰 Prices go up March 2—don’t miss the loot!

Hoist the colors, claim yer gear, and Pedal Like a Pirate! 🏴‍☠️⚓️

01/02/2026

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, ye fierce women pirates o' the pedals! As we sail into 2026 on our trusty bike-ships, what's yer cyclin' resolution, me hearties? Maybe plunderin' that monstrous hill ye've been spyin', loggin' 1,000 leagues o' adventure, or assemblin' more crew for group raids on the open road?

Let's make this year about claimin' yer treasure on two wheels—mightier legs, bolder quests, and an unbreakable sisterhood o' the saddle! Spill yer resolutions in the comments below and fire up the crew! 💪🌊

12/30/2025

Ahoy, Ladies

Hoist the sails and ready yer wheels—the Little Red Ride be openin’ for registration January 6, 2026! But don’t be sleepin’ in the crow’s nest… registration closes January 27, 2026, or sooner if 3,000 bold riders fill the ship.

This will be a swashbucklin’ ride full of grit, laughter, and legendary fun—so claim yer spot on deck and pedal like a pirate before it’s gone! 🚴‍♀️⚓