02/16/2026
πΊπΈβ¨ HAPPY PRESIDENTSβ DAY, AMERICA! β¨πΊπΈ
IβM UNCLE SAMβ¦
AND I WANT YOUβ¦
For MUSTACHE DUTY! π«΅π§
The call has gone out across the nation:
On February 21, 2026, the bold, the brave, and the bearded shall report to:
π The Friar Tuck
Clermont, Florida
For the legendary:
π 73rd Anniversary Hank Wolek Beard & Mustache Championship
Presented proudly by
This is no ordinary contestβ¦
This is a national summons for:
π§ Beards of American greatness
π© Mustaches of heroic distinction
βοΈ Sideburns of true grit
π Whiskers worthy of champions of every kind
Prizes will be awarded!
Glory will be earned!
And your facial hair will be judged with honor!
ENLIST TODAY:
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Now listen upβ¦
STEP INTO THE ARENA.
DARE GREATLY.
AND LET YOUR MUSTACHE SERVE THE REPUBLIC!
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