Joplin Zombie Defense Network

Joplin Zombie Defense Network Only you can prevent zombie outbreaks.

Working in partnership with D.H.S., FEMA, local and state emergency management agencys, Joplin Zombie Defense Network is a civilian organization dedicated to the protection of the public against the undead. The purpose of our page is to provide critical information in the event of a local zombie outbreak, as well as to provide authorities and citizens a place to report breaking zombie act

ivity. We want to be a place where people can network and coordinate training and operations, and help people prepare for zombie events in terms of material resources, techniques, and general readiness.

04/01/2026

It's happening. Details are classified, but we have been mobilized and are currently in a C130 circling over Joplin. Make sure your weapons are ready and stand by for further information.

03/08/2026
Yep. This is how it starts.
10/28/2025

Yep. This is how it starts.

All but one of the escaped monkeys have been destroyed. We have been in contact with an animal diposal company to help handle the situation.
Mississippi Wildlife and Fisheries is also on site with our local law enforcement.
We are continuing to look for the one monkey that is still on the loose

On 10/28/25 a wreck occurred on I59 near mile marker 117. This was a truck carrying Rehsus monkeys from Tulane University. The monkeys are approximately 40lbs, they are aggressive to humans and they require PPE to handle. The monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. Tulane University has been notified and will send a team to pick up the monkeys tomorrow ( the ones that are still caged) .

Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
03/09/2025

Don't forget to set your clocks forward.

12/09/2024

The first teaser for 28 Years Later sends out a message in code, teasing that the first trailer may arrive this Tuesday.

12/05/2024

An unidentified disease has killed at least 27 people in just over a month in the southwest of the Democratic Republic of Congo, health officials said on Wednesday.

Monitoring events closely.
09/09/2024

Monitoring events closely.

Another person has fallen ill with bird flu in the United States, but this time, public health officials don't know how they caught the highly pathogenic avian influenza virus (HPAIV).

I'm not much of a gamer, but the show was excellent.
05/19/2024

I'm not much of a gamer, but the show was excellent.

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