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Working in partnership with D.H.S., FEMA, local and state emergency management agencys, Joplin Zombie Defense Network is a civilian organization dedicated to the protection of the public against the undead. The purpose of our page is to provide critical information in the event of a local zombie outbreak, as well as to provide authorities and citizens a place to report breaking zombie activity. We want to be a place where people can network and coordinate training and operations, and help people prepare for zombie events in terms of material resources, techniques, and general readiness.

08/29/2026
05/01/2026

As you know, May is Zombie Awareness Month. I always take the time to inventory and maintenance my gear. Just because it's been quiet lately is no excuse for complacency.

04/01/2026

It's happening. Details are classified, but we have been mobilized and are currently in a C130 circling over Joplin. Make sure your weapons are ready and stand by for further information.

Yep. This is how it starts.
10/28/2025

Yep. This is how it starts.

All but one of the escaped monkeys have been destroyed. We have been in contact with an animal diposal company to help handle the situation.
Mississippi Wildlife and Fisheries is also on site with our local law enforcement.
We are continuing to look for the one monkey that is still on the loose

On 10/28/25 a wreck occurred on I59 near mile marker 117. This was a truck carrying Rehsus monkeys from Tulane University. The monkeys are approximately 40lbs, they are aggressive to humans and they require PPE to handle. The monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. Tulane University has been notified and will send a team to pick up the monkeys tomorrow ( the ones that are still caged) .

Don't worry, Joplin. JZDN is still operational.
03/22/2025

Don't worry, Joplin. JZDN is still operational.

New cases of a dangerous, drug-resistant fungus have been identified in at least two states’ hospital systems.

Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
03/09/2025

Don't forget to set your clocks forward.

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